Holy Mike Patton Bloody Throat Muscles! (FNM Reunion)

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massasphyxiation

#1 March 04, 2009, 02:05:50 am

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so i'm not sure how many of you have heard (or how many of you are faith no more/patton fans), but it's happening!

after 11 years, the band's doin it again

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2009/mar/02/faith-no-more-reunion

if you don't live in the uk, pray for them to go on tour or plane tickets. either way, fucking awesome news.

Django only had one finger,its as big as four cats, and hes got a retractable leg so he can leap up at you better and you know what?He lights up at night, and hes got four ears.Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears,and his claws are as big as cups and for some reason hes got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs Doyle was tellin me that hes got magnets on his tail so if youre made out of metal he can attach himself to you,and instead of a mouth its got four arses

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Ryan

#2 March 04, 2009, 02:12:21 am

thx ds k?
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i don't get the appeal of mike patton. his music is pretty terrible and he comes off like a huge moron pretty constantly

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#3 March 04, 2009, 03:05:35 am

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Quote from: Bareback Alabama on March 04, 2009, 02:12:21 am

i don't get the appeal of mike patton. his music is pretty terrible and he comes off like a huge moron pretty constantly

I hate to sound like a douchebag fanboy, but you just don't understand.

This is good news, but Faith No More is easily one of his least exciting projects. Not that I don't prefer FNM over like... Peeping Tom, but I never thought Faith No More really showed his true talents. But this is still awesome and I'm excited and I hope they come to an area near me.

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Ryan

#4 March 04, 2009, 03:19:14 am

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what don't i understand?

*eats a turd on stage*

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Barack Obama

#5 March 04, 2009, 03:57:05 am

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yoooooooouuuuu want it aaaaaaallll but you can't haaave it

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Eike

#6 March 04, 2009, 04:16:33 am

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I was kinda into Mr. Bungle when I was younger.

Still don't know any FNM other than Epic, though.

Notes on the Second Mellynd War - A game what I made.

Sturdy-Looking Gramophone - The Notes on the Second Mellynd War devlog.

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Biggles

#7 March 04, 2009, 04:39:29 am

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I'm more interested in that collaboration between him and Doseone and that guy from TV On The Radio. Living a very long fucking way away from this tour probably helps.

Reizhan: ok buddy

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massasphyxiation

#8 March 04, 2009, 04:43:25 am

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while patton is one of my favorites, i can easily see why somebody would call him a moron, bareback. he's a great debate for the fine line between innovative and stupid. i just think of him as some dude doing whatever the hell he wants.
he's even said he can't listen to some of his own work, like the two a-capella albums he did.

Django only had one finger,its as big as four cats, and hes got a retractable leg so he can leap up at you better and you know what?He lights up at night, and hes got four ears.Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears,and his claws are as big as cups and for some reason hes got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs Doyle was tellin me that hes got magnets on his tail so if youre made out of metal he can attach himself to you,and instead of a mouth its got four arses

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Farren

#9 March 04, 2009, 04:44:34 am

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I actually like some faith no more stuff

"easy" and "epic" come to mind as my favorites, patton isn't the best but I like his spirit and style. How does he come off as a moron? I saw a clip of him rapping at a concert and telling a heckler he was going to kick his ass after the show but I thought that was hilarious so...

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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cowardknower

#10 March 04, 2009, 04:46:05 am

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SURPRISE YOUR DEAD
AHAHAHAHA

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Farren

#11 March 04, 2009, 04:47:42 am

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oh yeah I forgot about people spitting on him and shit, did he do that? Yeah that is pretty dumb but I don't think he's a horrible vocalist or anything, the band as a whole aren't exceptional and its pretty much hit or miss with them and more so miss than hit.

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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ThugTears666

#12 March 04, 2009, 07:03:46 am

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MAN GW HAS SUPRISED ME

I thought everyone in this topic would be kneepadding mike patton hardcore! Also massasphyxiation is a new member and taking criticism well, congrats

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tuxedo marx

#13 March 04, 2009, 03:19:59 pm

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yeah for every 10 shitty new members there is a gem.

(this is not an actual statistic)

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#14 March 04, 2009, 03:39:35 pm

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If it was Mr Bungle related i'd be interested, but after hearing the infamous 'yoooou want i aaaall' (was that on Tony Hawks or something?) the other day, i'm not hugely bothered.

Still, if they put out something good then more power to them.

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cowardknower

#15 March 04, 2009, 05:05:17 pm

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is the yoooou wannt it all infamous?

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massasphyxiation

#16 March 05, 2009, 02:25:00 am

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yeah, it was. the songs called "epic" and patton got sick to death of singing it. some of his later performances of it are pretty funny (read: fucked up)

Django only had one finger,its as big as four cats, and hes got a retractable leg so he can leap up at you better and you know what?He lights up at night, and hes got four ears.Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears,and his claws are as big as cups and for some reason hes got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs Doyle was tellin me that hes got magnets on his tail so if youre made out of metal he can attach himself to you,and instead of a mouth its got four arses

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#17 March 05, 2009, 02:34:33 am

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I also agree that Patton can be a pompous jackass, but I still like him a lot.

I do think it's really sad that Faith No More is only known for Epic, because that's easily my least favorite of their songs.

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ThugTears666

#18 March 05, 2009, 03:08:08 am

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I don't really like his music (its shit) but can someone link me to some crrazzzzy videos of his performances or whatever.

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massasphyxiation

#19 March 05, 2009, 03:40:33 am

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHExIavIzKs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKjmvVtx-oE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP-j8CRO6jg

Django only had one finger,its as big as four cats, and hes got a retractable leg so he can leap up at you better and you know what?He lights up at night, and hes got four ears.Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears,and his claws are as big as cups and for some reason hes got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs Doyle was tellin me that hes got magnets on his tail so if youre made out of metal he can attach himself to you,and instead of a mouth its got four arses

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Farren

#20 March 05, 2009, 05:16:31 am

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the second one is hilarious

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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