I was driving one night, almost no natural lighting.  These two dumbass kids on bikes with no reflectors were in the middle of the road, one on the center lines, one on my side line.  I didn't see them until I was right on top of them and somehow swerved right between them.  I don't understand how my Jeep fit between their stupid asses.  I hope they crapped their pants.

And before anyone says "watch out for pedestrians", PEDESTRIANS are supposed to be on the LEFT SIDE so they can see oncoming traffic, not just obliviously weaving the streets.

Well once we were golfing in the gym and I let go of the club, it flew into the rafters and nearly fell and hit a friend of mine.

Other than that, when I was 6 my friends say I almost always nearly got hit by a van every day, the same red van too.

My mum is probably the worst, she's had heart failure twice and was clinically dead for a few minutes, been run over whilst on her bike, fell out of a car (kinda funny), fell off a cliff and nearly drowned/hit rocks and been in two head on car crash collisions. no shit

I've had two serious near death drowning experiences when I was younger and I remember once when I was drunk off my face I walked into the road and my friend pulled me back by the scruff of my shirt and a speeding truck literally passed an inch from my face. But that's about it, can't really compare to my mother on that one.

Other than that, when I was 6 my friends say I almost always nearly got hit by a van every day, the same red van too.

I was driving, that was a really great van.

I was driving, that was a really great van.

I knew someone wanted me dead.

A while ago  a rock hit my friend's cars windshield, and 2 of my friends had glass shards in their eyes, one of them had severe injuries. Fortunately, I only had a bunch of cuts in my face, and my tongue was cut cause i was talking

I ned to stop talking so much :|