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Not enough titties and definitely not enough zombie titties
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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I feel I can safely say that the only things this game has going for it are:

•"Hawt Anime Gurls!"
•Hours of zombie-slaying

Either one would make a game that is enjoyable in its own right... but this game just sort of throws me in the "I'm not too sure what my main focus should be" mindset. I'd recommend games like Dead Rising for your zombie slaying cravings, and something along the lines of DOA Beach Volleyball for... well... the other focus, but considering I haven't heard many positives on this game I wouldn't recommend this beyond perhaps a few days rental at a local blockbuster or even just hanging out with a friend that bought/rented it out of curiosity.
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Judging from the title, I imagine the whole thing is supposed to be a joke.
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Yeah, this is either a disgrace or one of the best pieces of ironic entertainment conceived to date.

I'm banking heavily on the former.
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the developer released this and a few other trashy simple games on the 360 last year or something. I recall one of them being very similar to this but with guns shooting millions of aliens in a city in this kinda generic style.
From what I recall they were meant to be cheap disposable crap, the kind of gaming equivalent of a grindhouse/hammer flick.

Yeah.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simple_series
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developers are able to experiment to some extent with titles such as The Daibijin, which has attracted attention largely due to its central premise of a giant bikini-clad woman attacking a city, rather than any gameplay or graphical merits.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Simple_series_games
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they're the jap equivalent of those bland moh clones and shit you find at budget retailers for £5 a pop with broad titles like "pacific war" or civ clones called "world empire" and that kinda crap
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I have this game on PS2
or the one before it
Was called
"ZOMBIE ZONE"

It was very boring, Very Repetitive, and quite boring.
i did not finish it.


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Crap..
After reading this I decided to see what the movie actually looked like.. Here's the trailer, judge for yourself haha. Oh 1500th post as well, awesome.