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ThugTears666

#21 April 01, 2009, 08:13:43 pm

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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Quote from: Cheshire Cat on April 01, 2009, 03:12:13 pm

I really hope the Shearer thing is an aprils fool. It's such a huge mistake.

In other news, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant.

Me too, I nearly cried. It fucking sucked!

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Rajew

#22 April 01, 2009, 08:34:11 pm

god damn it man-o-war god damn it
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yo whats the shearer thing? I just searched it on google.

if you are crying about some guy becoming the manager of a soccer team then maybe you should reevaluate your list of things you cry about?

EDIT: Rockmans post wasnt there when I said that but my second line still stands.

Last Edit: April 01, 2009, 09:37:55 pm by Rajew

don't mind me, just postin' after a few brewskies

Quote from: Brent Murray on December 25, 2009, 07:15:11 am

somebody’s Barkley --- could be another’s Monopolo.

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Vellfire

#23 April 01, 2009, 08:37:55 pm

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Quote from: Magical Negro on April 01, 2009, 04:25:06 pm

gmail has a slack grammatical style adjuster called Autopilot.

i thought this was way better than google's actual april fools day joke this year

I love this hobby - stealing your mother's diary
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Wash Cycle

#24 April 01, 2009, 09:11:51 pm

The sun sets forever over Blackwater park
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Quote from: Rockman on April 01, 2009, 01:15:51 pm

alan shearer at newcastle and barry ferguson dropped are the big ones of the day OH WAIT

ahahahahahahaha newcastle sucks

my school's daily rain a story today about the drinking age being lowered to 18. our uni president has been fighting for that for a long time but its not about to happen any time soon so it was funny to see people get so excited lol

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c0nfu53d

#25 April 01, 2009, 09:23:19 pm

Comrade!
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Quote from: DragonSlayer on April 01, 2009, 01:38:38 pm

http://www.xbox.com/en-GB/games/a/alpinelegend/

I'd def buy an xbox 360 for this! lol

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Tau

#26 April 01, 2009, 11:17:57 pm

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Microsofts Nextbox to go hand in hand with the next Metal Gear Solid title!

Metal Gear Solid: Advanced Fireflies Beyond The Alchemist in Exile

This made me laugh..

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Grunthor

#27 April 02, 2009, 01:09:15 am

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Further proof that NASCAR fans are idiots.

Quote from: Yahoo Buzz

All Car and Driver magazine tried to do was drive a little levity into the auto industry bailout with a prank. The serious publication ran a joke story that announced that Obama had ordered Chevrolet and Dodge out of NASCAR if they wanted to keep their federal funds. For a brief web-fueled moment, NASCAR fans had to imagine a future of cheering on Japanese cars. Or worse, French ones. The horror.

Immediately, the Internet went crazy, with searches on "obama nascar" accelerating in Search and zooming across Twitter. Although the story was clearly marked a hoax, Car and Driver eventually pulled the fake story and apologized for going "too far."

Last Edit: April 02, 2009, 01:10:57 am by Grunthor

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pburn

#28 April 02, 2009, 02:36:07 am

What, me worry?
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A shitty one.

M. Night Shyamalan stated to direct the final episode of Lost.
http://blog.lostpedia.com/2009/04/m-night-shyamalan.html

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Boulvae

#29 April 02, 2009, 02:57:45 am

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If only that new Sonic game were an April Fools, if only.

A tool is a tool regardless. I mean if you suck, you suck, and not even the most perfect tool could save you. And if your damn good then even with the worst tool ever conceived you could chug out some high quality shit.

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Sapsuker

#30 April 02, 2009, 03:29:27 am

*peck*
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guess what, china is now allowed to access newgrounds. just kidding hahaha ha.

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goldenratio

#31 April 02, 2009, 05:01:03 am

now das fresh
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http://stackoverflow.com/ has a sparkly logo
click the "cornify" buttons on the comments: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/704203/how-do-i-schedule-a-process-termination
http://cornify.com/

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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Mongoloid

#32 April 02, 2009, 05:03:31 am

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Haha that nascar one is pretty funny!

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Ragnar

#33 April 02, 2009, 05:18:42 am

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epicbattleaxe is a pretty great name for a website

http://djsaint-hubert.bandcamp.com/

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datamanc3r

#34 April 02, 2009, 05:23:08 am

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Whatever happened to that big russian virus that was supposed to explode over the internet today? Greatest April fools prank ever -- those crazy Russians.

I was also thinking about making a "ZOMFG A Blurred Line 2 IS RELEASED" thread in G&D, but I realized it would probably land my ass on the ban wagon and it wouldn't be funny at all. I'm exercising self control guys, it's great!

"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel

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Vellfire

#35 April 02, 2009, 11:58:00 am

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there was one in the copenhagen post that was like "china isn't giving the little mermaid statue back, instead they're melting it for money!!!!"

it looked like a pretty legit article tbh

I love this hobby - stealing your mother's diary
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mud

#36 April 02, 2009, 04:00:57 pm

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Quote from: Cheshire Cat on April 01, 2009, 03:12:13 pm

In other news, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. It's an oldy but a goody.

I hate it when girls do stuff like that. Joking about pregnancy is no fun when you don't want kids!

LMAO at the Dragon Quest fans thing.

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dark_crystalis

#37 April 02, 2009, 10:24:33 pm

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Some girl at my college's radio station told her boyfriend she was pregnant (in a very subtle and purely evil way) and he believed her. He even started crying. Oh man I wish I was there to see it hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

The DQIX prank is pretty awesome, man those japs are crazy!

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#38 April 03, 2009, 12:04:15 am

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btw ds you would have honestly fooled me if you made this topic, linked the opera page, and played it serious and said rami was doing it right now and it was the most useless app.

like i would have believed it for longer than a second for sure because i would not be able to test it and this is really the point of april fool's pranks. lets keep this in mind next year!

brian chemicals

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#39 April 03, 2009, 12:07:56 am

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the double edged sword is some idiot will be like LOL THEY GOT U and you won't be able to explain you were just passing it along.

but yeah everyone forgets how to do april fool's jokes. some of them are just well crafted jokes and a few are pranks which i've always kind of dislike (gamesmasterjasper so funny after the tenth time). you are supposed to keep them going until you get someone who believes it and forgets, not just be like LOL U ALMOST GOT ME... when you realize.

brian chemicals

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Malad

#40 April 03, 2009, 12:38:35 am

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My calculus teacher is pregnant and expecting in about 2 weeks... she faked her water breaking. Shocking, horrific and quite hilarious afterwards

what's updog?

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