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So, each year some pretty funny april jokes surface on the net so post any cool ones you find here.

rami just showed me one cool one by Opera:

http://labs.opera.com/news/2009/04/01/


so..anything else? :) :)
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alan shearer at newcastle and barry ferguson dropped are the big ones of the day OH WAIT
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The infamous April Fools Virus that is spreading on all the computers in the world. O_O;

http://www.symantec.com/norton/theme.jsp?themeid=conficker_worm&inid=us_ghp_promo_conficker_worm
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http://www.xbox.com/en-GB/games/a/alpinelegend/
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google's april fool's thing is stupid - it's like skynet + system shock reference man these guys are like exactly like GW how do they have 5 million skillion dollars and we don't like obviously they must have good ideas and stuff but how does this not translate into at least a different sense of humor better or worse
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I really hope the Shearer thing is an aprils fool. It's such a huge mistake.

In other news, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. It's an oldy but a goody.
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happened last night so no :(
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surprise! my tumor markers were actually candy markers. your candy is coming in the mail.
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I called it Steel... I called it.

IGN's this year's SSBB gore thing isn't nearly as good as Zelda trailer from last year but the end of the video was well done.

http://wii.ign.com/articles/968/968477p1.html
Last Edit: April 01, 2009, 03:38:04 pm by DragonSlayer
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youtube is frakking upside down
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gmail has a slack grammatical style adjuster called Autopilot.
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This thread


(its a fuckin joke)
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Yeah.

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This is going to be hard to top. Japanese website Akiba Blog has run a post saying that Dragon Quest IX went on sale.



According to Akiba Blog, over two-thousand people lined up at midnight today for DQIX. Midnight. Today. Today is April 1, and Dragon Quest IX is slated for release this July.

Very cruel considering the number of times Dragon Quest IX has been delayed — and how many Japanese gamers are impatiently waiting for it.

Still, don't be surprised if frazzled individuals are running around Akihabara, frantically looking for DQIX. If you happen to see any, be sure to let them know the game is sold out and new shipments are expected shortly.

This is just one of many April Fools jokes circulating on the Japanese internet. Website Canned Dogs has a great round-up of today's pranks. Stand outs include a Queen's Blade live action flick, SNK announcing Star Radish and a retro version iDOLM@STER.

Hahahahahahaha.
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Okay, that was fucking awesome. Best idea ever to draw out millions of DQ fans only to say April Fools. Best fucking thing ever! XD
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Haha holy shit.

also

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Hahahahaha.

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that nin one kind of blows (no one would believe it for a fraction of a second) but jesus christ japan.
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Blizzard's Starcraft2 joke sucks. It's the same concept as last year:

http://www.starcraft2.com/features/terran/terratron.xml

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