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You: hwlo
You: nana houlo
Stranger: ...the fuck?
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You: sticks?
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: what sticks
You: what is your name
Stranger: paolo
Stranger: yours?
You: minal
You: minal emal hussain
Stranger: oh you are desi?
You: no in ways yes
You: my mother pashtoe my father iraqi
Stranger: oh, what is the politically correct term for middle easterns collectively
Stranger: i've always wondered about that
You: im not sure
You: dirty arabs maybe
You: kite runners i believe is proper term for us
You: you are brazilian no?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i am filipino
Stranger: hahaha
You: oh my apologies
Stranger: it's okay
Stranger: paolo is actually an italian name, just so you know
You: its a nice name
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: i like yours too
Stranger: where are you located?
You: i am in canadian soil. how about you?
Stranger: i am in nyc
Stranger: i was suppose to cross the border while in niagara
You: You should. is very nice i have seen only canadian side. Our family was at border 9/11 to goto american side but that same time utter emergency
Stranger: yikes
Stranger: the canadian side looks better, i think
Stranger: you got the wider falls
Stranger: hahaha
You: lol
You: how did you find about omegle
Stranger: oh a friend from the philippines linked me
Stranger: you?
You: through internet i believe. very strange indeed
You: MOTHA FUCKA
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Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: nothing you
You: gw?
Stranger: nm, just listening to music
You: music is the sole creator of chaos
You: religion is in turmoil because of music
Stranger: OR is music in turmoil because of religion?
You: no
You: jesus died for our sins so we could listen to music? i do not think so sir
Stranger: jesus died just like every other man will
Stranger: circumstances or inconsequencial
Stranger: are*
You: well jesus was my homeboy okay? its really hard to let go of a person you really loved and now they are gone
Stranger: i know how you feel
Stranger: my cat died not too long ago
You: fuck cats
You: youre a pussy for crying over cats man jeez
You: its just a cat dude
Stranger: its just jesus
Stranger: bro
You: jesus was a MAN
You: a HUMAN.
You: if a human dies, you care
Stranger: not if i didnt know them
You: if a cat dies, you care....if youre a cat!
You: not true
You: if you saw someone die in front of you regardless of knowledge on who they are, you would STIll be in shock and grief
Stranger: sure. shocked at the fact that it could have been me
Stranger: no more
You: youre really selfish arent you? you dont care about humanity and yet....cats are fine
You: why? because a cat cuddles around you? while you were not able to get the opposite sex of yourself to cuddle with you?
Stranger: no, its true that i dont care about a person i dont know, but id be willing to give up my own life for humanity if it came down to it
You: how can you give up your own life for something, which you stated earlier, you did not CARE ABOUT. that makes no sense. thats like me saying smoking is bad for you while taking a puff
Stranger: no, think about it. 1 person is worthless, but if a persons sacrifice could better everyone, then that is not worthless
Stranger: its all about what is for the greater good
You: it really is worthless. after you die do you know what happens to you?
Stranger: absolutely nothing
You: i asked you if you knew. you didnt justify that by convincing me that you know what happens after death
You: ok let me ask you, "what do you THINK happens to you?"
Stranger: what we know is what we believe isnt it?
You: belief and knowledge are two seperate things
You: knowledge and logic on the other hand....
Stranger: its true, but i can live my life "knowing" something that is a complete fallacy, whether it is true or not makes no difference
You: why?
Stranger: its what gets people through the day
You: what the fuck man? do you have cancer?
Stranger: naw
Stranger: just think about it
Stranger: you could make anything true
Stranger: its just how you interpret things
You: ...
You: if you dont have cancer or somesort of problem that will eventually kill you, why have a belief?
You: if you dont have logic behind your belief?
Stranger: why believe anything, people should only believe in what makes them happy. living the best they can. whatever that entails depends on the person
You: fuck that yo
You: are you religious?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im an athiest
You: exactly
You: so why believe in ANYTHING
You: theres no point
Stranger: there may be no point, but thats like saying theres no point to enjoying something
Stranger: so what im saying, is one should believe what gets them the most out of life
Stranger: because in the end it doesnt matter
You: are you black?
You: are you chinese?
Stranger: haha no
You: are you white?
You: are you brown?
You: WHAT ARE YOU?
Stranger: im white
You: OKay
You: so my point being
You: JESUS was white, JESUS died for our sins, PRAY to sessus.

JJP. keep him in your heart when someone hits the blade
Stranger: wasnt jesus like arabian?
You: honesrlyy you really think that shit ?
You: THEY HAD STATUES
You: they had goat figures
You: they had bulbs
You: and you BELIEVE in jesus?
You: its all bullshit man
Stranger: they also had a bible
Stranger: that doesnt make it true
You: bibles fake yoy
Stranger: exactly, so whos to say statues arent fake
You: statues are reAL HOMMIE real. you know why/ becayse they got the indiginous architectures
You: that need the proof for bettering the world and what not
You: its nowhere near the fact that they can dig out these statues
Stranger: i highly doubt theres a statue of jesus that dates back to his time
You: dates back eons and eons
You: watch discovery
You: you will see the proof
Stranger: there was no documented depiction of jesus til the 4th century
You: the fourth century is when the time of GOD came to smite this land from that afair that started afar the whole nine yards
You: shit was made entirely truthful until something showed up
You: YOU cant tell what it is because you are blinded by the devil
You: wake up from this hell! wake up to reality! face god and face him NOW
Stranger: heres an early depiction of jesus. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/69/Baptism_-_Marcellinus_and_Peter.jpg
You: marcellinus was a FOOL. st peter had no say in the matters but had merely predicted the vatican call
You: fuckig history screws up the norm
You: and its through this we are bored and on omegle
You: do you see how this is all the medias fault?
Stranger: what did the media do?
You: media anal fucked you
You: and me precisely!
Stranger: how is that?
You: you dont know? YOU DONT KNOW? what is this you living in a box? you unintelligent piece of shit. i bet you your momma didnt raise you. SHE WAS RAPED BY THE MEDIA. and her child, YOU were created from a devils seed. Fucking fool open your stupid eyes let the darkness be BLINDED by jesus christ and his companions. let your SOUL be cleansed into a baptized sea of gold. LET ATLANTIS BUILD UP. let it all happen to you and you will see
You: this world fucked you
You: go to the bermuda triangle. once you see the truth you'll know
You: GO THERE make it a life long dream / / / / / journey
You: you will see man you will see
You: THE DEVIL is in real. real as much as you or i. fuck man
Stranger: and hes in atlantis?
You: no not the devil himself
You: but the devils source of power
You: the devil died long time ago, now its just his aroma that fucks us up
Stranger: is there an unholy gate of doom waiting to open?
Stranger: is this going to happen when the planets align in 2012?
You: fuck that shit thats complete bullshit too. all this manmade shit is fucked. BUT THERE IS A GATE THERE. no one has been there. how is it that theres a place visible to man but NO MAN HAS stepped in and touched land then CAME BACK. NO ONE
You: nobody in this world knows whats in the bermuda triangle. just theories, all theories
Stranger: pockets of helium
Stranger: that sometimes rise above water
Stranger: sinking ships
Stranger: and crashing planes
You: oh helium
You: RIGHT stranger youre 100% right
You: NOT
Stranger: seems more plausible than a gate waiting to be unlocked causing our impending demise
Stranger: although a war with demons would be pretty exciting
You: YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. war with demons? what the fuck. OPEN YOUR EYES. LET FUCKING JESUS FIX YOU. why dont you get it. WE ARE THE DEMONS. YOU ARE GOING TO FIGHT YOURSELF. YOU ARE GOING TO OPEN THE GATE TO YOUR OWN DOOR
You: fuck man
You: im so fucking angry right now
You: PRAISE THE LORD JESUS
Stranger: i thought one of the ten commandments was to not worship a god besides god himself
You: ten commandments is MAN MADE. GOD HIMSELF needs no compliance with "rules" made "for" him by the same fuckups he created
You: GOD NEEDS TO KILL US ALL that is the only salvation
You: we shall rise into the gates of HEAVEN
You: here brother
You: you and i shall be the first believers
You: let us find the sharpest object around our desktop area
Stranger: if god needs no compliance with "rules", then in your eyes, god doesnt NEED to do anlything
You: let us, PIERCE IT INTO OURSELVES
Stranger: alright
Stranger: i got my scissors
You: on the count of 5
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: 4
You: 5
You: DO IT DO IT
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck ti ruhutrtyss
You: fukcckkc
You: i applaud jesus and the lord. they want me to live still
You: hell yeah!!!!! im still alive nigga. my left arm be bleeding out though
You: did you survive?
You: if not my brother i shall see you in hell, from heaven.
You: where the mighty pectorials will fly us away into the khasdoom that has put forth the evil machinay
You: you will not be forgotten, i shall always remember you. the stranger, the friend, the believer. you shall have certain appraisals when you get up there just you watch. as your soul is floating out of your body right now you should be able to read this message
You: i have sent in a good word with joda akhbar. he shall be expecting you. from there sign up for reception dinner with god or you can just see him during your trial. its all upto you really whatever you do and what not
You: good luck in heaven or hell PRAISE JESUS so you shall be saved and salvaged!
You: go forth and pollinate the seeds! out there
You: stop ignoring me!~!!!~ im here talking to myself now your such a god damn asshole
You: fuck you man im outta here
You: im leavin in 5 if you dont reply then we shall never meet you IDIOT. but if you do we can form our own religion and become believers together! would you be down? we shall see....
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: ....
You: FUCK YOU thanks for ignoring me
Stranger: can we name it the religion of steel?
You: YES we can
You: cus if we dont im gonna have one of those blood clots or soemthing
Stranger: We shall worship the metal lords
You: tenacious style we gotta fuck them up the ass
You: ok youre getting really creepy dude. i just checked the time and its fucking 12 30 am. i wasted the last hour talking to you about random stupid mindless things.
You: and you followed along
You: you were as bored as me i am surprised
Stranger: lol
You: but the surprise is over.
You: and im gonna go jerk off now
Stranger: well im glad you got a kick out of yourself
You: so take it ez
You: FUCK YOU nigge2
You: you black?
You: you whute?
You: theres crack on the table
You: CRACK is JESUS JESUS BE CRACK
Stranger: black people dont know how to use the internets
You: first of all
You: my penis grew 4 inches longer than before just now
You: 2nd of all. im getting a hard on
Stranger: and so they say, his penis grew 4 sizes that day
You: aha aha aha...
You: you need to go get laid
You: then when you do have some ceridikality
You: you'll only know that once virginity is lost.
Stranger: veridikality?
You: goodbye stranger.
You: goodbye.
Stranger: alright, goodnight
You: GW?
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Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: how are you
You: I didn't mean to seem rude by adding a period to the end
You: I'm sorry if I did
Stranger: haha : )
Stranger: its okay
You: Normally I don't
You: But I was just writing something in a word processor
Stranger: no probs
Stranger: trust me....
You: Sorry, I'm talking about this too much, even after you said it was okay
Stranger: a period is the least remotely rude thing you could do on here
Stranger: haha : )
You: I don't want to be rude
You: Did I do something else rude?
Stranger: no no
Stranger: i mean, others swear and are racist
Stranger: nazis and shit
You: You don't think I'm a nazi, do you?
Stranger: so a full stop is nothing
Stranger: no no no
Stranger: haha
You: I'm sorry, I'm asking too many questions
Stranger: its fine
Stranger: where ya from?
You: USA
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what state
You: Maryland
You: Oh, I forgot to ask you where you are from
Stranger: england
You: What kind of pets does England have?
Stranger: im a guy, 19
Stranger: you?
You: I'm a male, 22
Stranger: ha cool
Stranger: pets??
You: Is that a dumb question?
Stranger: no not really
Stranger: an interesting one
Stranger: any kind of pets really
Stranger: same as the usa, if its legal here
You: Oh
You: I should have known that
Stranger: nah ots ok
You: I hope I don't seem ignorant
Stranger: you dont man
Stranger: dont worry about it
Stranger: so what do you do
You: I like to get online
You: Do you do that?
You: Duh, of course you do
You: What a stupid question
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You: oh, hello again
Stranger: HELLO
Stranger: A/S/L
You: We seem to keep running into each other, Stranger
You: it says 2990 users are online, but I always meet you
Stranger: i type big cause i have a huge dick
You: I type proper, because I have a proper vagina
Stranger: good lol casue a huge vagina is defitnily not as good as a huge dick lol
You: this is a true fact.
You: You must work for the Discovery channel
Stranger: lol
You: they are full of true facts.
You: oh my, the number has increased to 3022 users now
Stranger: nope just no what the definition of a good vagina is
Stranger: so
Stranger: a/s/l
You: 21/f/maryland
You: and yourself, Mister Large Penis?
Stranger: you seem fun
Stranger: 26/m/NJ
Stranger: i guess thats not a terrible nick name to have
You: NJ, my what a lovely state, I've drove through it many times.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: its not bad my aunt lives in annapolis
You: Do you call her Aunt Anna?
Stranger: so whats your name proper vagina
Stranger: nope aunt lisa
You: Aw, what a terrible nickname
You: I'll call her Aunt Anna
Stranger: true
You: my name is Sheryl, I hope that's alright.
You: you can call me Proper Vagina, though.
Stranger: it will do
Stranger: so what do u look like sheryl
You: *Proper Vagina
Stranger: well we will get to me looking at your vagina later but what does the rest of u look like
You: Well, I'm kind of shy about that. Let's just say there is more of me to love.
Stranger: thats ok like i said i have a huge penis so there is more of me to use
You: I like the sound of that Mr. Stranger
You: What's your name?
Stranger: james
You: Well, James, what do you do in NJ?
Stranger: u like the sound of that huh
Stranger: i am the general manager at a BMW dealer
You: Oh, I see
Stranger: what do u do
You: I'm a student
Stranger: i have  a picture if u want to see it
Stranger: ok
You: sure, I would love that.
Stranger: k its off my fathers website he owns a gym ok
You: Owns a gym, good for him!
You: That's something to be proud of.
Stranger: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/showphoto.php?photo=1921573
Stranger: im trying to pursue mopdeliong
You: Oh la la!
Stranger: modeling
You: Well, James... I have to go, but I'd like to talk to you again.
Stranger: take a look at it let me know what you think
Stranger: you have msn
You: I guess I should give you my email, since this place is so strange
You: MSN works as well.
You: grrlpower89_2
You: See you later, James!
Stranger: [email protected]
You: TTYL
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You: hey
Stranger: hey hey hey
You: i love you
Stranger: thanks!
Stranger: i love you too
You: really?!
You: CHAD?!~
Stranger: uh no sorry
Stranger: jack
Stranger: wanna see a pic of me?
Stranger: ill send u the link
You: sure, why not
Stranger: http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9962/scanmc2.jpg
Stranger: its weird
Stranger: and im not gay
Stranger: just so u know
You: i like your pants
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: so whats up?
Stranger: who is chad?
You: chad's my ex
You: eh
You: he was a dick
Stranger: oh
You: who's maria?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: who is marias?
Stranger: *maria
You: just what i'd like to know mister!
You: have you been cheating on me?
Stranger: i guess considering we've never met
You: why would you do that
You: you know i'm fragile
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sorry??
You: fuck you!
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Stranger: Heey.
You: brb
You: back
You: Hi
Stranger: Asl?
You: 22/male/Maryland, USA
You: brb
Stranger: Okay.
You: back
You: Sorry, my kid is throwing up
Stranger: Welcome baack.
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: Ahh, is he okay?
You: She
Stranger: or she?
You: And I'm not sure
You: I think it was just some bad soda
You: Let her ride it out
Stranger: Ahh , i see.
Stranger: :/
You: So
You: brb
Stranger: okay.
You: back
Stranger: Okay.
You: I guess I don't need to say brb do I
You: I'm only gone for like two seconds
You: What's your asl
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: Uhm 17 f California.
You: Oh
You: Cool
You: Do you have kids?
Stranger: LOL.
Stranger: No.
You: That's too bad
You: I've got four
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: When did you have your first one?
You: When I was 15
Stranger: O_O
You: Well
Stranger: You serious?
You: I'm not raising him
Stranger: Ohh, i see..
You: It's fun
You: Okay I think I need to take her to the hopsital
You: Take care!
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Hope she's okay soon!
You: She'll be fine I guess
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Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: no
You: LMFAO
You: you going to ask me for my asl?
Stranger: asl?
You: I'm MALE DISCONNECT NOW
You: FUCK OFF
You: GO ON

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You: GALAL
Stranger: gnice
You: gnic
Stranger: GASL?
You: GASL?
Stranger: where you from?
You: Brazil
Stranger: oke
You: you?
Stranger: Poland
You: want to see a pic of me?
Stranger: please
Stranger: im horny
You: http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/ugly.jpeg
Stranger: wouw big boobs man
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/Brazil
Stranger: niiice
You: you?
Stranger: 21 m germany
You: REALLY?
You: OMFG
Stranger: yes, why?
You: I don't beleive you
Stranger: hahahah why not?
You: there have been many people on here who lie
You: but I'm not lying, not that I can prove it
Stranger: I could proof it anyway xD
You: how?
Stranger: with photos maybe?
You: ¬.¬
You: ok go on then
Stranger: http://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=1831689&uid=1190989059
Stranger: that's me, beside the rhine river
Stranger: on the right there is a caslte called "Rheinfels"
You: your fucking hot!
Stranger: have you already seen it? :-/
You: yes
You: I got a fast pc
You: seriously tho,
You: your gorgeous
Stranger: lol thanks, so what's my eye color?
You: it's green
Stranger: nah
You: believe me when I have seen it
You: it's green in that photo
Stranger: it's blue, but ok in this pic it looks kinda green
Stranger: but there are more pics of me on this site
You: omg blue eyes are *drools*
Stranger: many ppl have it here.
Stranger: and I could talk to you in german, that would be another proof maybe xD
You: don't bother I wouldn't understand
Stranger: loool ok, do you believe now?
You: no
You: but who ever that is in the pic is gorgeous
Stranger: it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee damn
Stranger: I can give you my msn addy and turn on my cam
You: give me your facebook
Stranger: ok, look for Florian Kadlubowski
You: hmm
Stranger: but I'm not online there often
You: hard to believe
Stranger: what do you have to lose?
You: idk
You: stalker much?
Stranger: you know my whole name now
Stranger: lol don't worry xD
Stranger: besides you can block me
You: why do you wanna add me?
Stranger: well I don't care, if you don't want to, ok
You: brb dinner
Stranger: ok bye