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Topic: Omegle (Read 1944 times)

mkkmypet

#61 May 24, 2009, 02:44:34 pm
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
You: A: punch them in the butt
Stranger: A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
You: hahaha
You: i have to go to church now
You: bye
You have disconnected.
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AdderallApocalypse

#62 May 24, 2009, 04:11:40 pm
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I felt like being a troll on my first shot at it.

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FrostyPink

#63 May 24, 2009, 04:32:12 pm
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i actually met up with some girl who i found on there. she was real. and not a fat man
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AdderallApocalypse

#64 May 24, 2009, 04:41:30 pm
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Seriously, what in the hell are people (namely guys) looking for on here?

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Carrion Crow

#65 May 24, 2009, 04:59:03 pm
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Yeah omcifer you should probably kill yourself it's for the best.
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Mongoloid

#66 May 25, 2009, 08:17:39 am
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I had a conversation with a 17 year old girl from brazil (supposedly) that went interesting enough for maybe 20 minutes until out of nowhere s/he says "im only wearing panties" and I left. :(
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fatty

#67 May 25, 2009, 09:58:12 am
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Cray

#68 May 25, 2009, 07:42:34 pm
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haha people are so damn random XD
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Dulcinea

#69 May 27, 2009, 06:07:17 am
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: prefer not to say
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: ill do anything you want for an hour
You: parkour?
Stranger: ill do anything you want for an hour
You: will you do parkour for an hour
Stranger: what is that
You: like
You: jumping off buildings and stuff
You: i only like men who do parkour
Stranger: o well i can try
You: sweet
You: do they have free health care where you are?
Stranger: no
You: too bad.
You have disconnected.
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xanque

#70 May 27, 2009, 08:20:09 pm
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I was talking to this girl from Brazil for like two hours, and it was pretty neat.  But after a while I had to go, and said it was very nice talking to her.  She asked me for my AIM screenname so we could talk later...

It was pretty awkward.  I didn't want to hurt her feelings, but I use Omegle for random conversation, not permanent friendship.  I told her I rarely used the Internet, and then signed off. 
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Vellfire

#71 May 27, 2009, 08:42:06 pm
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jesus christ guys you are doing bad if mkkmypets was the only one on this page that i could at least vaguely smile at

edit: mostly because it ends with "i have to go to church now bye"
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something bizarre and impractical

#72 May 27, 2009, 09:07:52 pm
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Yeah, sigh...
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: Hello.
You: Male.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Although I didn't expect much more, but last night when I tried it out I did start talking to some guy who raised piranhas and built computers so we talked about computer hardware and I gave him my email.
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GaZZwa

#73 May 27, 2009, 09:10:11 pm
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my first try...

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Didn't your mother told you, not to talk with strangers?
You: occasionally
You: I don't listen to my mother
Stranger: HAhahahahahhahaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this person has a point...
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blood hell

#74 May 27, 2009, 09:12:35 pm
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i cant have a conversation on this because i cant help but assume the other person is just trolling
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xanque

#75 May 27, 2009, 09:45:14 pm
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im 19 m, horny and looking for some webcam fun
You: What the hell
You: I was just talking to you
You: I made the joke about the horns
Stranger: oh shit hahaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That was weird.  I got the same person twice in a row.
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YourHero

#76 May 27, 2009, 11:22:44 pm
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i had to try. it consisted of:

stranger: where you from?
you: canada
your partner has disconnected

stranger: where you from?
you: canada
your partner has disconnected

stranger: role play time!
you have disconnected

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sometimes, you need to quote yourself to feel important.
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The Dude

#77 May 28, 2009, 01:53:55 am
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Wow, this is oddly fun...


I won't post my first encounter, because we actually had a half hour conversation about travelling.

Tried to make a conversation last by saying just 1 word answers. (After everything I said there was a good ten/twenty second pause).
Last Edit: May 28, 2009, 02:43:28 am by The Dude
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xanque

#78 May 28, 2009, 03:03:32 am
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Man, I love when I'm trolling and meet another troller:

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dude
You: dude
You: DUDE
Stranger: im gonna call you back i have another line
You: Aight
Stranger: hello
You: Hey
Stranger: wassup i was just talking to this major tool
You: No way
Stranger: so what broseph we gonna get wasted later?
You: Hell yeah!
You: Then we're gonna cuddle up in bed and have us some bromance
Stranger: sweet you can drink till you pass out and then ill take pictures of you naked and put them up all over the dorms
Stranger: thats what bros do
You: Yeah bro
Stranger: itlll be so awesome
You: I got dicks drawn on my ass for the pics
Stranger: you can put your dick in my mouth and call me gay
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: its gonnna be so much fun
Stranger: i cant wait
Stranger: im stoked
You: Sweetness
Stranger: im taking my clothes off right now ill be passed out when you get here
You: Aight
You: I'll get nice and hard
Stranger: bros before hoes remebr that
You: Amen
Stranger: and may the poewr of the bros be with you
You: And to you too
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Carrion Crow

#79 May 28, 2009, 03:07:58 am
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I met a real gentleman called Mustafa. We're gonna be best friends.
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blood hell

#80 May 28, 2009, 03:59:01 am
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Send feedback to Omegle (or a job offer to its founder)
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