Topic: Ingrid Newkirk's Unique Will (Read 1873 times)

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Peta has gone above and beyond and is now soliciting members/sympathizers to donate their organs so they can use them for trollin'. Seriously, I know they believe this to be an act of martyrdom ... but isn't this a bit far? (Yes, I know this is one will. But Peta seems to be expecting that others follow in Ingrids footsteps. INGRID STARTS A REVOLUTION@.) I'm aware that Peta has done retarded things like this in the past, but never to this level. It seems like they're more interested in shocking the public into believing in Peta again rather than being animal activists.

http://www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.html


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I'm not going to expand on it, and just allow you guys to contribute your opinions, etc, as I've work that needs being done.
Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 04:10:53 pm by Immakinganaccountk
How about no!? You are an idiotic version of a baboon.
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there's nothing at all about soliciting people to do this. she also probably can't do this because I don't think you can break the law for a last wishes, and cannibalism is against the law.
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she thanks you for playing her game and passing this on
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Sick fucks.  Wouldn't these organs have much better use in ailing humans?  I just imagine some ailing kid at the end of a long liver donor list, watching the human foie gras demonstration.  "ohhh my liver... if only i had another liver..."
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guess she's a fatty huh.
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wait

she didn't even die!???


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I dunno, but I don't tihnk the person who does the most would really want the thumbs up...
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Isn't this just inviting potential assassins to burn you alive instead of merely shooting you?
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that's a fair point. i would imagine she would try to roll in barbecue sauce in that case
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This will make sense when cows start writing wills
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Sick fucks.  Wouldn't these organs have much better use in ailing humans?  I just imagine some ailing kid at the end of a long liver donor list, watching the human foie gras demonstration.  "ohhh my liver... if only i had another liver..."

fyi unless you yourself are an organ donor this is kind of a weird thing to say. do you go to anyone who cremates or buries their body and call them sick fucks?

like it's a media stunt, for sure, and that's kind of gross and dumb but that's a snowball and you know it. we could all stand to lower our excesses but you aren't standing outside Le Bernadin holding a sign saying "one of these meals would educate a child for two years in Somalia" or anything and idk some relative standard for SICK FUCK should apply beyond "someone somewhere could have been helped."

for instance to use our gw samsung example where the money was literally wasted, or if we knew newkirk had a rare type of liver she refused to donate or something.
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I'm an organ donor straight up and if anyone needed an organ that I could live comfortably without they'd fucking get it as long as I got generous pain scripts in return so I can stay fucked up the whole time and it won't hurt that bad..
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who would eat ingrid newkirk i bet she tastes gross
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fyi unless you yourself are an organ donor this is kind of a weird thing to say. do you go to anyone who cremates or buries their body and call them sick fucks?

like it's a media stunt, for sure, and that's kind of gross and dumb but that's a snowball and you know it. we could all stand to lower our excesses but you aren't standing outside Le Bernadin holding a sign saying "one of these meals would educate a child for two years in Somalia" or anything and idk some relative standard for SICK FUCK should apply beyond "someone somewhere could have been helped."

for instance to use our gw samsung example where the money was literally wasted, or if we knew newkirk had a rare type of liver she refused to donate or something.

These PETA folks just need to get their priorities straight.  I would rather slaughter 1 million cows if it meant some child gets a life-saving organ transplant.  When it comes to human vs. animal, I don't really give a fuck about the animal rights movement.  There's enough terrible shit happening to our own sentient species, and these people are shitting a brick because some Paki is beating his goat.  Maybe they should think a little more about how the same dude is beating his wife and kids on a daily basis.  How one treats animals, IMO, is a personal choice; you're really not gonna change the mind of some weirdo who likes to drown kittens.  I will never be that guy, but there's really not much you can do about it.  Like street preachers, no one is going to be converted by a retarded public stunt like this.  More likely they will be alienated by it, so might as well give that liver to Johnny, lying in his deathbed.
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didn't answer if you were an organ donor i notice. fyi paki is a pretty racist insult. you should donate some money to an anti-discrimination fund.

you aren't???

racist fuck...

you guys really like to just freak out about PETA like they have any real impact but I can't even muster a level of discomfort for them beyond "yeah they're dumb" and then it's a hundred times funnier because your freak out makes it more news than it is and actually gives attention to both ends of their cause (including the positive part of illuminating the conditions of animals in shitty places something everyone likes to gloss over because PETA ONCE SAID A DONKEY HAS RIGHTS HOW CRAZY).

HUMAN VS ANIMAL as if this happens ever significantly with any animal rights campaign.
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