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And this is why I'd sell my soul to have been born female...
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Well, there were times I was confronted for visiting a therapist while in the Army. A crooked doc eventually leaked the reason, which was gender identity disorder, which I had struggled with alone all my life. My supervisor brought it up out of blue one day, and called me gay. I wanted to stab him, but I punched a filing cabinet instead. Nice, massive dent. The topic was never brought up again.
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do you actually jerk off to drawings of animal-like humans

That is both an interesting and provocative personal question to which I must answer affirmatively.

i was in the hospital all day because i crashed my bike drunk. my face is fucked up really badly.

My brother once took my moped, several years ago, and did something similar, breaking his jaw in three places.
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I don't care for soloing the new FPS games, but they're all fun with a friend.
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Ten years later... still playing on one of those old Ragnarok Online servers.
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wtf

Sir's back from the dead, and brings chaos for all!  :woop:
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What's on Sir's mind? CATGIRLS!
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Christians freak me out.
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Welcome black to the crazy forums.
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I smoke cloves. Thats about it, really.
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*peers over his pagan literature* Some South Koreans are Christian. *glances back at the page*
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I had a life for a while, then I joined the Army. Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
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my bicycle runs on food and air and water and mojo AND i still have the option of polluting because i can stop whenever i want and take a dump

You know, bicycles really should be encouraged and helped along. A lot of cities need more bicycle trails. Perhaps its time to get active and talk to my local bicycle shops back home.

eh, no. Gas companies won't stand for it! ='O

Oh, gas companies wouldn't. They're probably the only ones capable of investing enough into the project to own 90% of the results.
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And think about the market for this stuff once it's out. I'd put some stock into that shit, wouldn't you?

I agreed with the whole post, which is a rare "Sir" moment. And now I realize that a lot more peoples' opinions make sense. Perhaps capitalizing off my foresight is an alright idea. Survival of the fittest being said rule, perhaps I could study alternative energy in college as well for a fall-back from language studies, capitalizing even more by being useful when oil grows more scarce and unpopular.

Also, I finally carry the opinion that W., who actually is an owner of quite a lot of oil, is profiting. The corporate conspiracy has always ran deeper than I thought. It was only a matter of time until I would finally be convinced.
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Another something other than IE, which sucks? Sweet.
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I get a feeling I'm going to be an Anti-Capitalist Free-Technologist for many decades to come. crumply's response earlier goes to show how uninformed the public is about the true nature of technology and invention thanks to the corruption of a patent hording industry.

Will the media even bothering following this story? No. That would be outlandish and hundreds of paid lawyers would attack it. Still, it would be fantastic and the painful truth. Business is buying out the world and preventing humanity's progress. I want something done about it, and I feel like I'm the only one right now.
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That's capitalism and them's the brakes soldier.

Fuck Capitalism. :mad: Whatever happened to hard, *honest* work?
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Bienvenue! Ah yes, a fellow fan of horror survival. Perhaps you are also familiar with psychological survival games as well? You seem a good contribution to the environment so far. Post yourself silly. And once silly, post yourself to madness. Mania or Dementia? Choose your poison wisely, friend.
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I wouldn't ban Jeff. Not even with a ten foot pole. Still, I suggest patience. GW6 will come when it comes. I'm grateful its even being worked on.
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this is probably one of the gayest posts ive ever read bro, but wb anyway

Gay? No asking or telling for 3+ years for me. Pity...
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