Are you one of the ghostbusters? I think I might have seen you!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: prefer not to say
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: ill do anything you want for an hour
You: parkour?
Stranger: ill do anything you want for an hour
You: will you do parkour for an hour
Stranger: what is that
You: like
You: jumping off buildings and stuff
You: i only like men who do parkour
Stranger: o well i can try
You: sweet
You: do they have free health care where you are?
Stranger: no
You: too bad.
You have disconnected.
also i'm not sure of the mechanism (learnt it in humanities) but apparently the fly agaric gives zany hallucinations but also makes you really really sick