Topic: my aunt is inheriting 50,000 dollars. (Read 1438 times)

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nah the thing is that they probably aren't going to get much if anything.

I'm pretty sure besides stuff here and there the house is all my gramps really has and its going to my loser crackhead uncle. He might have a policy or something saved up but I'm not sure about that and its pretty unlikely seeing as how my grandma spent alot of money paying for my uncles car, my uncles bills at the trailer my gramps and grams owned that my uncle and cousin stay at and my uncle's debt that he charged up from a credit card he stole from my deaf great uncle.

She did all of this and hid some of the fucked up shit my uncle was doing with terminal cancer and no one finding out about it until long after she died.

My cousin is cool as fuck though, somehow he's got all of my grandpa's estate under his name and he asked my gramps if he wanted to go gambling with his money so none of those fuckers get anything and because my gramps likes gambling.
Last Edit: June 14, 2009, 06:49:51 am by Coxswain
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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also kids suck dude, seriously. They only come out right if you can raise them right and its hard as fuck trying to get by nowadays let alone devoting most of your time to raise some kids so they won't be total shitheads. And even then if you do everything right or to the best of your ability you've only got the luck of the draw because some kids just come out shitty no matter what.

I figure I'm atleast a half-decent person and I argue and hold grudges against my parents for all kinds of stupid shit but I would never even consider fighting with my brothers over who gets what when they die.

Maybe its because I'm not sentimental at all and I could give a shit less about what my parents have. Or maybe they're just really fucking selfish I honestly don't know but I want to bitch slap every single one of them for being stupid.

I'd tell them they're stupid but they never come around and just talk shit about each other like a bunch of fucking children.
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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:( the sonics moved to Oklahoma but now we've got a soccer team so i guess its all good

who is your uncle? if he's retired in the area I'll leave a note on his doorstep
By the way I didn't mean to imply that he should put me in his will. I've never even met him, but he is related. I was talking about Jack Sikma.

I had no idea the Sonics had relocated! What on earth would they do that for?
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Hi anonymous downtrodden insomniac. We can get your old account reinstated should you desire it, by the way!

I've never inherited anything in my life and I don't expect to ever receive any significant sum of money that way. I suspect that my rich distant uncle who was the star player for the Seattle SuperSonics and seven-time NBA All-Star does not have me in his will. That's okay though, I generally don't actually use most of the money I possess.

Actually, if I were you I would kiss his ass for about a year or two...then insert a magical potion that will kill him in about 4 or 5 months, then really be there for him...He will never know it was you... and you will probably inherit around 200k so smile okay?
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By the way I didn't mean to imply that he should put me in his will. I've never even met him, but he is related. I was talking about Jack Sikma.

I had no idea the Sonics had relocated! What on earth would they do that for?

They lost all their good players and pretty much sucked. Ticket sales went down and people in the area just lost interest.