Michael Jackson (& Billy Mays) dead.

Michael Jackson (& Billy Mays) dead. (Read 5992 times)

Print

DDay

#41 June 25, 2009, 11:39:20 pm

Dead man
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Feb 7, 2003
Posts: 2172

Quote from: Mark on June 25, 2009, 11:16:50 pm

breaking internet news

He's had so much prosthetic surgery he was probably legally dead already
I guess it's time to reshoot thriller video
what's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first MAN on the MOON, michael jackson fucks kids

The last joke needs some polish. Like at the end add to the moon so it would look like this "what's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first MAN on the MOON, michael jackson fucks kids to the moon".

Yes I know it was a moon walk joke it just didn't seem funny with out the extra flare.

Quote from: Massy2k6 on June 25, 2009, 11:21:03 pm

Nothing wrong with showing a little respect for the dead Mark... he hasnt been dead all that long and your making jokes about him? Hate to think what his family are going through right now and how badly they must feel.

This is GW and you must take note that there is heartless bastards out there and I might put my self in that category.

Quote from: Afura on June 25, 2009, 11:30:30 pm

I feel bad for his kids mainly, he was crazy protective.

So taking a kid and hang him out the balcony is protective?

DDay is Dead I am a dead man typing

Logged

Carrion Crow

#42 June 25, 2009, 11:40:03 pm

I need to watch things die
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Apr 5, 2006
Posts: 3516

i love you mark i actually love you

Logged

Alec

#43 June 25, 2009, 11:42:48 pm

Watch out Kitty! The room turned sideways!
Group: Member
Joined: Apr 16, 2003
Posts: 1894

Quote from: DDay on June 25, 2009, 11:39:20 pm

The last joke needs some polish. Like at the end add to the moon so it would look like this "what's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first MAN on the MOON, michael jackson fucks kids to the moon".

no it is supposed to be blunt. think about it being said. you're supposed to get sort of a double take reaction if someone's not really paying attention. you won't get that if you're too verbose at the end.

Logged

Cray

#44 June 25, 2009, 11:45:28 pm

One tough potato
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Jan 15, 2002
Posts: 537

Yeah, this is pretty weird, I wasn't expecting something like this at all, I was a fan of thriller, bad, and some other songs...
and on the same day Farrah dies too, although she had cancer for years already...

The convent [FULL GAME] Smiley's Quest[FULL GAME]
*Download* *Download*
*Mirror* *Topic*
*Topic*
Download my games!

Logged

jman00

#45 June 25, 2009, 11:54:16 pm

Gobli, I wanna be a boss too...
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Oct 30, 2004
Posts: 711

This just doesn't feel right... the thought of Micheal Jackson dead is doesn't ring well in my ears... O_o;

-Jaymonius-

Phantasia 5 progresion
Channel Jaymonius
Phantasia
Phantasia 2
Phantasia 3

Logged

Sarevok

#46 June 25, 2009, 11:56:57 pm

Group: Guest

Quote from: Massy2k6 on June 25, 2009, 11:21:03 pm

Nothing wrong with showing a little respect for the dead Mark... he hasnt been dead all that long and your making jokes about him?

Sure, but just because people are dead that doesn't mean they suddenly deserve our respect either. Despite the official legal statement of 'nothing happened' I still think he was pretty fucked up.

I'm kinda sad in that he was a great performer and one of my friends actually had two Jacko tickets and I was gonna go with him, but at the same time I'm not really gonna lose sleep over it.

Logged

big ass skelly

#47 June 26, 2009, 12:01:14 am

Ò_Ó
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Oct 12, 2002
Posts: 4313

Sorry I told the joke wrong, it's supposed to be neil armstrong was the first man to WALK on the moon but michael jackson fucks kids. Grunthor's warn was right I'm ain't funny, I can't tell a michael jackson joke. Sorry again

Logged

Seawed

#48 June 26, 2009, 12:17:55 am

Mr. Anderson....we missed you
Group: Member
Joined: Jan 7, 2004
Posts: 258

You know, I really never imagined him dying....and it still doesn't ring with me. Huh. Well, there we go another reminder of just how mortal we all are :|.

I liked some of his music I guess.
So long MJ.

Logged

esp

#49 June 26, 2009, 12:23:37 am

8-)
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Mar 7, 2002
Posts: 575

dont really care

Logged

Liman

#50 June 26, 2009, 12:26:19 am

Mysterious Member
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Apr 9, 2006
Posts: 803

Quote from: jman00 on June 25, 2009, 11:54:16 pm

This just doesn't feel right... the thought of Micheal Jackson dead is doesn't ring well in my ears... O_o;

I agree on this. I'm one of those people who thinks he had his fair share of kiddies around and hoped for some sort of sentence or something, but the fact that he's dead now feels wrong and sad in a weird way.

But as Seawed said, it's a reminder that everyone is mortal and gotta go some time.

Ock ock, Ack ack!
Beware of the cursed monkey spit!

Logged

Farren

#51 June 26, 2009, 12:31:52 am

I fear and I tremble
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Aug 21, 2005
Posts: 6162

Sucks for him and his family but I never liked him very much at all

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

Logged

Mateui

#52 June 26, 2009, 12:34:11 am

GW Staff: Article Alcoholic (Current Mood: Happy!)
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Aug 20, 2002
Posts: 1685

Jackson's family is expected to make an announcement on tv in about 20/30 minutes time.

Logged

Kaempfer

#53 June 26, 2009, 01:56:47 am

Group: Member
Joined: Jun 22, 2005
Posts: 1325

I don't know, this doesn't really hit me at all on any meaningful level. I mean, when a guy like George Carlin died I was sad because he was still doing things I cared about, but it really seemed like Michael Jackson the singer's fame ran out years ago to be replaced with Michael Jackson the crazy person's fame.

If Michael Jackson the singer had died it would be tragic for the world, but now it's only tragic for his family, who I don't know so their "emotions" don't affect me. I'm not going to shoot jokes at the guy since he's dead, but it really seems like the public outcry of sadness is just ridiculous.

I mean... I'm 24 and I was too young to remember any of his music coming out. I mean, I grew up listening to as a sort of "classics" compilation, and he certainly had some good songs, but it's not like I grew up with it or anything. Since most of GW is around my age, I wonder who here was impacted THAT GREATLY by him?

The Misadventures of Crimebot

Logged

Alec

#54 June 26, 2009, 02:01:56 am

Watch out Kitty! The room turned sideways!
Group: Member
Joined: Apr 16, 2003
Posts: 1894

Quote from: Kaempfer on June 26, 2009, 01:56:47 am

I mean... I'm 24 and I was too young to remember any of his music coming out. I mean, I grew up listening to as a sort of "classics" compilation, and he certainly had some good songs, but it's not like I grew up with it or anything. Since most of GW is around my age, I wonder who here was impacted THAT GREATLY by him?

thriller came out in 1982 and bad came out in 1987.

why would that be considered "classic" in the early 90s? maybe the older stuff but those are the two big albums.

Logged

Alec

#55 June 26, 2009, 02:02:50 am

Watch out Kitty! The room turned sideways!
Group: Member
Joined: Apr 16, 2003
Posts: 1894

my sister is 16 and when she was little she would watch moonwalker over and over and over again.

Logged

crone_lover720

#56 June 26, 2009, 02:07:50 am

PEW PEW PEW
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 5554

dumb internet nerds still making michael jackson jokes? didn't see that comin

Logged

crone_lover720

#57 June 26, 2009, 02:14:09 am

PEW PEW PEW
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 5554

really though who saw this coming at all? I kinda expected him to be around for a long time. I didn't believe it when my dad told me, and when it was just fucking TMZ I was like bullshit he's still alive. this is stupid. Michael Jackson is dead.

Last Edit: June 26, 2009, 02:16:19 am by earl

Logged

Kaempfer

#58 June 26, 2009, 02:18:37 am

Group: Member
Joined: Jun 22, 2005
Posts: 1325

Quote from: Alec on June 26, 2009, 02:02:50 am

my sister is 16 and when she was little she would watch moonwalker over and over and over again.

Yeah I mean it's not like I was unaware of his music as a little kid but by the time I was old enough to understand anything about music his albums had come out a long, long time ago. I mean they existed when I was a little kid, but I wasn't old enough to have any opinion on anything really!

When I was 3 years old I wasn't sitting in my house going "man this dude is going to change the face of music with this new album release" and by the time I was old enough to appreciate the artist for the artistry he had already gone insane and that's all I saw.

The Misadventures of Crimebot

Logged

ATARI

#59 June 26, 2009, 02:20:13 am

Lichens!
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Oct 26, 2002
Posts: 4136

hey guys lets stop making paedo jokes and put into perspective that this guy did the all-time best selling album and kind of changed the face of music forever
rest in peace MJ

Logged

ATARI

#60 June 26, 2009, 02:22:36 am

Lichens!
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Oct 26, 2002
Posts: 4136

Quote

Yeah I mean it's not like I was unaware of his music as a little kid but by the time I was old enough to understand anything about music his albums had come out a long, long time ago. I mean they existed when I was a little kid, but I wasn't old enough to have any opinion on anything really!

When I was 3 years old I wasn't sitting in my house going "man this dude is going to change the face of music with this new album release" and by the time I was old enough to appreciate the artist for the artistry he had already gone insane and that's all I saw.

we get it you don't give a shit about music

Logged