I'm playing Super Mario Galaxy. Wow, what a mess. Mario really dropped the ball on this one. Include me out.
I'm just kidding... You were fooled... The above is how I felt from playing the opening 15 minutes but it's a feeling which mostly dissipates once you enter the actual levels... There is this weird gap between the individual "galaxy" sections and the overworld connecting them. The overworld parts are mostly garbage and extremely strange. Everything has this kind of horrifying uh glossy / glazed aesthetic like even Mario gleams weirdly at all times. The video Bonzi posted is a good example but another one could be the star characters in the game. The designers tried to make them look friendly and nonthreatening by rounding off the traditional star points and making them all puffy and fat and squeaky and so on. The overall effect is extremely horrible and depressing. Disgustingly organic, wriggling pieces of gleaming lard which coo at you constantly, it's dreadful, RIP Bubsy Bobcat / Bloodlust Software ive seen the future and dont like it.......
There are a lot of characters and they all have something to say to you for some reason. At the start of the game you see cutscenes about mysterious stars above the castle, and then the princess gets kidnapped, and then Mario is sent to some kind of uh star planet thing where he meets the Star Queen and is told about eg the eating habits of the stars and what their motives are and the need to find more stars and the way to unlock star locations and how you can use star power to spin by shaking the remote thing and the use of star cannons and such. This stuff is all gone into at length and it's pretty offputting, like your instinctive reaction is to go ok collect stars blablabla i dont need to hear this NO (game leans closer and holds extremely stern, serious eye contact with startled thecatamites) You NEED To Hear This and then it starts saying the same dumb shit as before. The level design in these parts is pretty boring too like Spyro The Dragon garbage / lots of useless claustrophobic sterile design stuff.
The actual levels are pretty good tho just because nearly all of this stuff is absent but ALSO! It's a game about space! and it does that pretty well. Except instead of openesque flat spaces like Mario 64 this one is obsessed with uh closed, circular object-spaces. Like the little spheroid planets you can walk completely around in any direction, or hollow balls to run around in, or plastic capsules with shifting gravity. That part's pretty fun. During the overworld bits I was distressed at the thought that I might have to care about these stupid cartoon characters in order to enjoy the game so it was cool to see some of the levels almost go in the other direction by detatching you from Mario. Here he becomes a tool which you can use to remotely explore these odd, busy little objects. Combined with the remote thing the impression is of some kind of experimental medical tool which was ported into a kids toy... Mario is a probe.. Mario is an artificial sensory organ... You can point the remote at the screen and fire star things which seem to come from outside the screen rather than from Mario, which also helps the sense of distance towards what's happening. Most of the planets are just treated, aesthetically and design-wise, as these ridiculous little toys for you to explore and 'feel' via the M.A.R.I.O. interface (Manually-operated Applied Research & Investigation Organism) and I like that.
I'm not too far in but there are some more traditional levels too, although these can be fun & surprising sometimes (the uh gingerbread level with the cut-out shapes) as well as boring (surf level! bee level!). It would be nice to be able to free-aim the star cannon things and the little collectible stars are kind of obnoxious but whatever. There is also this excited list of achievement things you get when you complete a level (You got [7] coins! Wow! Your coin record has been broken! You got [7] star fragments! They have been added to your Star Total! New Galaxy unlocked! New event unlocked! You have completed this Galaxy) which is p gross but again whatever.
That's my preliminary report on this years-old glossy mario game....