that bit about the bible in the carmen sandiago game is awesome!

I am burning cds for my band right now and thanks to that i am including a copy of the bible at the end of each cd

I don't think I have(or at least can't recall) playing any games that were too weird; as in an really abstract, surreal-ish games. But, I do remember playing a game for the N64(and I don't think it's too uncommon around here, so you might have played it) called Mischief Makers. You basically play as an android-ish green haired girl named Marina(most of the game). In the beginning, your creator and master, Professor Theo, is kidnapped by an empire and you embarq on a lovely little quest to save him. The game takes place on the planet Clancer(sounds an awfully lot like Cancer, lol), where pretty much everything has the same weird face, living or otherwise inanimate. The game spans a multitude of environments, each with their own interesting atmosphere, with a myriad of varying scenarios along the way. It's not really the type of game that's easy for me explain, so hopefully you'll play it if you haven't already, and enjoy it. It's personally one of my favorite platform games of all time.

Takeshi no Chosenjo is probably one of the weirdest you'll find out there.

Completion of the game requires several unorthodox uses of the Famicom system, such as using the second controller microphone to speak while playing pachinko, or not touching the controls for 60 minutes. The player must also maneuver a hang-glider to complete a side-scrolling shooting game, made extremely difficult because the controls do not allow the player to move upwards on the screen. Minor details such as not quitting the salaryman job, not getting a divorce, or not beating up the old man who provides the treasure map, can prevent the player from reaching the ending.
One event requires the player to use the second controller's microphone to sing a verse of karaoke. The player must receive a good rating in order to continue

Here's a video of a guy trying to beat it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjYp7mpKV4