Stephanie Myers openly claims she knows nothing about vampires, in any cultural or literary way, and just wants to "reinvent" them for the new audience (reinvent here being "copy from that angel character from buffy")

It's like I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MUMMIES *writes story about mummies being native americans who come back from the dead in order to obtain more hugs* I just... wanted to reinvent them for the modern age

Even the most iron-cunted suffragette would get weak in the knees when presented with a vamp torso glittering in the sunlight

hey, remember the feminist movement? Yeah, neither do we ~ Twilight fans

Best quote ever.

i did god on akinator and the fifth question was 'is this person famous for creating the world?' then he CARRIED ON ASKING QUESTIONS

he didn't get tim langdell so i added him. then kept doing him until he got him.

i did god on akinator and the fifth question was 'is this person famous for creating the world?' then he CARRIED ON ASKING QUESTIONS

he didn't get tim langdell so i added him. then kept doing him until he got him.

He did not get one of the tri-gun's Gun-ho guns member you should try all of them out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dpX8K4_OMw - This is really funny i think

i did god on akinator and the fifth question was 'is this person famous for creating the world?' then he CARRIED ON ASKING QUESTIONS

he didn't get tim langdell so i added him. then kept doing him until he got him.

I just did Jesus and it asked "Is this person the son of God" and then went on to ask if they supported Liverpool FC before guessing it was Jesus.

Just try to find Esumi Fuuka for Yoiko and it could not get it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoiko_%28manga%29

and one time I did me and it guessed clone of you and I said closes enough.

I just did Jesus and it asked "Is this person the son of God" and then went on to ask if they supported Liverpool FC before guessing it was Jesus.

David Shayler is the son of god and he supports middlesbrough FC

One time I did I don't know with every question and at the end it  gave me I don't know man and I said closes enough it was picture of Mikey with his pants on his head.

i had to add two or three characters

STOP MAKING THE SKYNET STRONGER YOU STUPID BASTARDS WEREALLGOINTO DIE

STOP MAKING THE SKYNET STRONGER YOU STUPID BASTARDS WEREALLGOINTO DIE

oh SHIIIIIIIII--

Its pretty smart, but I was able to beat it with Mike Brady.  and I actually had to add him.

EDIT: Also stumped it with Joey Eppard

You can't just make people up and expect it to know

neither of them are made up though.

How come I've never heard of them then? I are you saying my finger isn't on the pulse? My finger is on the pulse.

Mike Brady is the father of the Brady Bunch, Joey Eppard is the lead singer of the band 3.