Good stuff.

kitty

When asked how he felt about the refusal of the buyer to pay, Thorne stated "The internet is a playground and I would not have it any other way."

what a guy...
also he talks like a bret easton ellis character apparently

I nagged a prof into telling me I got 65% this year. Its official kids, your Ed is no longer a superfailure.

what is 65?????? what does this mean????

What is it with u women? Im nice to u, kind to u, sweet to u, down right loving to u, worshiping the grond u walk on and i get treated like shit. I can give u girls everything, a home, money, food, cloths, THE BEST HASH IN TOWN! Im clean and i smell good and i dress nice. I mean what am i doing wrong. At least im not a dumb a wiger walking around acting like im black.

crap dick cheney why won't he just die already he's like in Breath of Fire when the boss has like a sliver of life left but it's a trick and it still takes like 99 more turns to kill him. Or in Final Fight/Final Fight clones where the boss has 7 or 8 regular size life meters and they're different colors to signify this like the life meter turns blue then purple then green then white then eventually yellow. He's probably still on the purple life meter

Edit: http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE65M57Z20100623 fook yeah

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look at that guy's fingers. he's swelled up real good. water retention like that comes from too much sodium intake, probably from all the greasy italian food. someone's gotta tell him to limit his salt or he's going to be looking at a heart attack real soon.

erections on the beach are the worst shit. sand gets in the WORSGT PLACES and when you get a wound, it's like you're ejaculating blood for ten fucking hours. my sheets are covered in DICK BLOOD

went to hospital today and my bone is still totally fucked up and the metal plates and screws are only thing holding it together. i thought it was doing well cos i stopped using sling over a week ago and haven't felt too much pain anymore but now they told me it will take at least 4 more weeks to recover. gatdam.

don't worry you'll come back better

stronger

faster

DICK FUCKING BLOOD