Jesus does not love brown children because they are Muslim and Jesus hate the Muslim
Jesus blows up the world from his throne in outer space
Hey kids. Guess whos here. Its the Pres. Say hello to our Pres George "Monkey" Bush. Touch him. Its okay, touch the President.
Do they still sell these
Not exactly Jesus but This one is actually kind of sad. Shut the fuck up you dumb bitches
Again you might ask what Jesus has to do with this, well jesus save him in the end of the movie (whole movie on youtube)