no, i told both of them i never wanted to see them again.

good move

Fade In

          EXT. OLIVER'S YARD - AFTERNOON

          Oliver, Ryan, and Alexis are outside of Oliver's home.
          Oliver and Alexis begin sparring while Ryan watches on.

                              RYAN:
                    Ready! Go!

          Oliver attempts a roundhouse kick but Alexis ducks
          underneath. Alexis attempts a sweep kick but Oliver leaps
          into the air. Once Oliver returns to the ground he attempts
          a chop to which Alexis catches and flips him onto the
          ground.

                              ALEXIS:
                    Scared to hit a girl?

          Alexis laughs as she extends her hand helping Oliver to his
          feet.

                              RYAN:
                    The mighty Green Power Ranger is
                    beat by the Pink Ranger. Just wait
                    to Billy and Jason hear about this
                    one.

Whoooaaaa

The crowd erupts in applause as Tommy Oliver approaches the
          stage to accept the honor. Sensei sits down giving Tommy the
          floor. The former Dino Thunder Rangers in the crowd.
          Although they've gotten older, they all retain their
          childlike personalities.

                              DINO THUNDER RANGERS:
                    Alright Dr. O!

          Tommy waves to the crowd.

                              TOMMY:
                    Thank you. Thank you very much.
                    Wow, this is such an honor for me
                    to be on this stage with those who
                    I idolized as a child.

                              SENSEI:
                    Now you make me feel old.

          Everyone laughs.

i can't tell what's worse, the fact that a 19 year old has a website dedicated to power rangers fan fiction or the fact that my girlfriend cheated on me with this asshole

that's so not dope

          INT. TAREN'S HOME - MORNING

          Oliver is sitting on Taren's couch as she walks in with a
          bowl of popcorn.

                              TAREN:
                    Alright you've got to choose
                    between "Knocked Up" or "Tropic
                    Thunder".

                              OLIVER:
                    Oh I love Seth Rogan.

                              TAREN:
                    "Knocked Up" it is then.

          Taren inserts the DVD into the DVD player and sits down on
          the couch next to Oliver with the popcorn. Oliver grabs a
          piece of popcorn and throws it at her. She returns the
          favor. They begin throwing it quicker as they laugh trying
          to hit each other. Taren grabs the bowl of popcoarn and
          places it on Oliver's head. Their laughter eventually dies
          down and they look at each other seriously. Taren leans in
          and kisses Oliver. Oliver pulls away.

                              OLIVER:
                    Taren I can't do this.

                              TAREN:
                    I want you to.

          Taren kisses Oliver again as they begin to kiss deeply and
          lay down.

Wait, is this real? This is a joke. I am now going to think of this as a joke.

It seems a little unreal...I thought I had crazy ideas,  only to discover 19 year old power ranger fan fiction writer.

...Tonight I am dosing 12 mg melatonin at 10:30. Usually I don' take more than 9 mg. At this level I expect to hallucinate pretty good.

I am smoking a ton of weed also, in a new bong!!!

no, it's not a joke. shaun mccall is the asshole that was fucking my girlfriend and pretty much caused me to have a bad trip saturday. he writes power rangers fanfiction.

I had some closed eye visuals, just random faces and weird shit though, on high dosage marijuana.

Melatonin seems to intensify the effects.

Today I picked up a mushroom from the park and ate it, so nothing happened for several hours but now I'm experiencing severe itching and side pain is that a bad trip? How long does it take to go away?

That's ain't right ryan. I'm telling you that ain't right right there.

To be fair though when you guys had sex it was probably just boring old sweaty human wranglings, no offense. When she was with Shaun McCall it was like the beautiful process of 2 zords joining together into a megazord

good point big ass skelly

i had no idea he wrote this shit lol. good point though

         INT. ANGEL GROVE COMMUNITY COLLEGE HALLWAY - MORNING

          Ryan catches up to Oliver.

                              RYAN:
                    Dude this dance is going to own! I
                    got the perfect girl in mind.

                              OLIVER:
                    Who?

          Ryan points across the room. Oliver looks and sees a
          beautiful female throwing trash away. Her hair is blonde
          with one pink streak.

                              RYAN:
                    Alexis Graves.

          Oliver pats Ryan on the back.

                              OLIVER:
                    Nice. Well while you go show her
                    the moves I taught you, I'll be in
                    the game room.

                              RYAN:
                         (Laughs)
                    Alright later Oliver.