JASON:
                    Back when I was your age...

          A flashback begins to play.

                              JASON:
                    I was asked by a man named Zordon
                    to help defend the Earth from a
                    sorceress named Rita Repulsa.

                              ZORDAN: (O.S)
                    Alpha, Rita's escaped. Recruit a
                    team of teenagers with attitude!

                              JASON:
                    Together me and four others banded
                    together to become known as the
                    Power Rangers.

          Jason shows him the Tyrannosaurus Coin.

                              JASON:
                    This was my coin, the
                    Tyrannosaurus.

How'd she break the bad news? Was she all tripping and like, yo ryan hate to have it go down like this but me and your main man been boning down for a while

i smoked a lot of weed and drank a lot of whisky and some kid was telling me his conspiracy about who controls the US, which according to him are the descendants of the sds and the weathermen so  i just starting going on and on about reptoids and how the earth was flat

i smoked a lot of weed and drank a lot of whisky and some kid was telling me his conspiracy about who controls the US, which according to him are the descendants of the sds and the weathermen so  i just starting going on and on about reptoids and how the earth was flat

man I love me a conspiracy but really? Sds and weathermen? I get the whole masons rockerfellers royalty catholics etc, but man a bunch of old student activists and burnout focoist failures runnin shit is fuckin wack

he is crazy man and if it werent his weed and he wasnt my friend i would have been hella mean so i just sent some subtle trolls. he is one of those nasty libertarians conspiracy people. he didnt get it because he kept taking it seriously and saying shit like "maaaan, that sounds wrong, what about this etc etc". i said that the moon landing was a hollywood invention, and he went on that this was impossible because so much money was used in it so we can actually track it. i just said they pulled a joker and burnt it.

LOL just a bunch of NASA scientists having a cash bonfire on cape Canaveral like "booya taxpayers"

                      JASON:
                    Back when I was your age...

          A flashback begins to play.

                              JASON:
                    I was asked by a man named Zordon
                    to help defend the Earth from a
                    sorceress named Rita Repulsa.

                              ZORDAN: (O.S)
                    Alpha, Rita's escaped. Recruit a
                    team of teenagers with attitude!

                              JASON:
                    Together me and four others banded
                    together to become known as the
                    Power Rangers.

          Jason shows him the Tyrannosaurus Coin.

                              JASON:
                    This was my coin, the
                    Tyrannosaurus.

I refuse to believe that this guy borked your girlfriend. Or anyone else.

How'd she break the bad news? Was she all tripping and like, yo ryan hate to have it go down like this but me and your main man been boning down for a while

we were down at the park and they just started kissing and shit. like right next to me. i was tripping so hard at first i thought i was just seeing shit.

we were down at the park and they just started kissing and shit. like right next to me. i was tripping so hard at first i thought i was just seeing shit.

jesus christ, that's wicked cold.

how did they explain themselves man cuz I just want to watch that situation. dudes all making out with this chick on acid while her boyfriend/his best bud is right there trippin too and he's completely sober like "yeah bro, im hittin' this, what now?" 

and what the fuck did she say all tripped out?

the hell was going through your mind?

I feel for you, but that whole situation is the most interesting thing

well let me put it in context:

basically the weekend before last me, Shaun, and Hannah (the girl i was dating) and one of my other friends all got caught smoking weed by my mom. she kicked all of us out. Hannah called her cousin to come pick her up and essentially ditched me (i thought i was homeless at the time). starting that night I used Shaun's phone to text her because they both had verizon and she didn't have free texts or something. after that night I felt completely awful emotionally, and i talked to Shaun a lot about how I felt. apparently since then he started texting her himself, and started trying to GET WITH HER or something. he basically used me confiding in him emotionally as a gateway to talk to her. i had noticed that he was texting her and talking to her every now and then, but i didn't know the extent. basically i trusted him to not be a totally fucking awful person.

saturday he picked me up and hannah up because i had asked him to babysit us while we were on acid. he drove us down to the park near the river and by this time i was tripping really hard so i was kind of out of it. i had noticed (or thought i noticed) they were holding hands or something once, but it was kind of hard to distinguish shit considering everything was moving and morphing. while we were walking on the bridge and looking over the railing i saw them kiss. i was hit with such an overwhelming anger that it literally looked like one of those anime scenes where the spark goes off in front of someones face. my vision turned red and i could like see the blood pumping in my fists. as soon as Shaun noticed that i had noticed (i guess he thought i was tripping too hard to notice or something? what a douche) he started asking me 'what's wrong? what's wrong?' and then he kind of walked off ahead of us. i stormed off after him. when i caught up with him i was literally about to beat him to death but it was near the parking lot and there were a lot of people around and i didn't want to get arrested on LSD with a bag of weed and 2 more tabs in my pocket. i was tripping so hard though that i literally couldn't see shit more than 10 feet away with any clarity. we all got in his car and by this time i was just completely out of it. all i could think about was how angry i was. he drove around a bit (he got lost and i wouldn't give him directions) and he fucking stops at mcdonalds and orders the meal i usually make for myself when i get off work (he worked with me for a month or two before getting fired). he literally did this. then he drove us back to hannahs house and me and him got in an argument for like 2 hours. i was still tripping pretty badly but by this time i was coherent enough to think straight. his rationale was 'you cant help who you like' and he thought me and her were 'over' or something. i told both of them i never wanted to see them again and i told shaun that if he didn't take me home i'd get my mom to come pick me up but i'd also call his mom and tell him that he got caught with weed a few weeks ago. he took me home. by the time i got home i started to really freak out and had a pretty terrifying experience before falling asleep around 12:30am.

no he bought it for me. i cant remember but i think i threw it at him. i was tripping so hard at that point though that i dont even really remember much

Ryan you need to find better friends.

move to florida and I'll let you live in my shed and you can teach me guitar. I promise I won't fuck your girlfriend unless you says its ok.

no kiddin. fuck lynchburg

Im just kidding i would never think of going where a power rangers been

   INT. BATHROOM - EVENING

          Ryan rushes into the stall. He rips off his pants and sits
          down. The viewers can slightly see black boots in the other
          stall. As Ryan finishes the boots begin moving and exit the
          stall. Ryan pulls the toilet paper. He notices some
          resistance from inside of the container you can see a wire
          connected to the toilet paper. Ryan jerks the toilet paper.
          The container opens and a gunshot is heard. Ryan flinches
          before realizing it's a cap gun.

                              RYAN:
                         (Relieved)
                    It's a cap gun. Damn that scared
                    the hell out of me.

lol your best friend literally thought of you in that situation and managed to work that into a power ranger's fanfic

...then he put that shit up on the world wide web