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kentona

#41 August 04, 2009, 03:12:40 pm

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According to a press release from the Laugh Lab, which is trying to find the world's funniest joke, women don't like jokes that involve aggression, sexuality, or offensiveness - also known as 'the three building blocks of humor'.
-Dave Barry

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crone_lover720

#42 August 04, 2009, 03:27:09 pm

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that's a pretty big compliment for women then because those are some of the worst forms of humor

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Shepperd

#43 August 05, 2009, 03:42:50 am

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every time ellen starts to dance I want to shoot her down

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Barack Obama

#44 August 05, 2009, 07:26:42 am

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it seems like a lot of female comedians feel they need to be excessively frank about their hypersexuality to relate to their primarily male audience that's just absolutely charmed to hear a girl put it all out in the open and just tell it like it is

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Barack Obama

#45 August 05, 2009, 07:27:23 am

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hey yeah girls enjoy sex and have insecurities about it too! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Rone Rivendale

#46 August 05, 2009, 08:20:50 pm

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Wendy Liebman is a really funny comic. I don't know if she is still in the biz but I saw her on tv a few times in the 90's. She was doing Kevin Nealon's jokes before Nealon was.

And I do like Lisa Lampinelli, but only because I believe that's the real her. She isn't just doing an act. She is a digusting person. And sometimes that's funny.

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Vellfire

#47 August 05, 2009, 09:11:13 pm

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No no you're a little confused she's just a disgusting person. That's all. She's never funny about it, she's just disgusting.

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Ghost_Aspergers

#48 August 05, 2009, 10:10:11 pm

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I hear she likes having sex with black people. Anyone else hear about this?

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Vellfire

#49 August 06, 2009, 11:32:25 am

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I can confirm such rumors. She is a terror to society.

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#50 August 10, 2009, 05:44:46 pm

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Quote from: DietCoke on August 05, 2009, 07:27:23 am

hey yeah girls enjoy sex and have insecurities about it too! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You'd be surprised at just how many times men have to hear this before they can acknowledge it as true.

Well, not that it's really a number of times they have to be told, the truth is that they have to be told this constantly and the longer they've gone without being told this, the less likely they are to believe it when they are finally told again, even if it's for the 1000th time already.

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Vellfire

#51 August 10, 2009, 06:06:43 pm

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Quote from: EvilDemonCreature on August 10, 2009, 05:44:46 pm

You'd be surprised at just how many times men have to hear this before they can acknowledge it as true.

Well, not that it's really a number of times they have to be told, the truth is that they have to be told this constantly and the longer they've gone without being told this, the less likely they are to believe it when they are finally told again, even if it's for the 1000th time already.

no because now they just think it only applies to female comedians

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Boulvae

#52 August 12, 2009, 02:38:06 am

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Grandma Lee from America's Got Talent? Since thats the only female that has ever made me laugh but I like stand up comedians who are pretty dry or just you know, tell their life's story.

There is two guy comedians who are alive, and young who make me laugh and they're generally dry. Ones an indian who jokes about his family, his own race, and some other guy who just basically rants about things like a nervous wreck who never curses. Sucks that i don't know their names.

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#53 August 12, 2009, 02:47:27 am

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russell peters?

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#54 August 12, 2009, 04:32:57 am

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We've got quite a few good female comedians over here in Quebec but the ratio is like 1:10 (f:m).

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DDay

#55 August 12, 2009, 11:52:02 am

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Lisa Lampanelli is funny... But I can't think of anyone elaes.

Quote from: DJ Soup on August 05, 2009, 03:42:50 am

every time ellen starts to dance I want to shoot her down

I thought this was just me thinking about shit like that. Well atleast I know I'm not alone.

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kentona

#56 August 12, 2009, 03:39:19 pm

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Quote from: gumbo on August 12, 2009, 02:47:27 am

russell peters?

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Rone Rivendale

#57 August 12, 2009, 05:22:59 pm

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And Chelsea Handler for that matter. Haven't seen her do stand up. But she is funny on her talk show.

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DDay

#58 August 12, 2009, 08:24:36 pm

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Quote from: Rone Rivendale on August 12, 2009, 05:22:59 pm

And Chelsea Handler for that matter. Haven't seen her do stand up. But she is funny on her talk show.

True but I hate the Doctor skit she dose on the show.

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Barack Obama

#59 August 16, 2009, 04:58:24 am

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Quote from: DDay on August 12, 2009, 11:52:02 am

Lisa Lampanelli is funny... But I can't think of anyone elaes.

I thought this was just me thinking about shit like that. Well atleast I know I'm not alone.

Lisa Lampanelli isn't funny at all. I think the world might be a better place if we all just forgot she even existed.

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Pasty

#60 August 17, 2009, 05:31:56 am

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samantha bee springs immediately to mind

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

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