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Evangel

#61 August 12, 2009, 02:43:25 pm

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Girls don't listen to real metal. If you're in it for the ladies, you better be a tight jeans wearing metalcore fan. I've met people that do this solely for the ladies.

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dark_crystalis

#62 August 12, 2009, 03:14:58 pm

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Quote from: Evangel on August 12, 2009, 02:43:25 pm

Girls don't listen to real metal. If you're in it for the ladies, you better be a tight jeans wearing metalcore fan. I've met people that do this solely for the ladies.

I've hard this so many times which I find rather weird. Here in Montreal black metal and pagan metal are pretty popular with the ladies into metal. And I'm not talking Dimmu Borgir black metal. The Norwegian remains the most popular though. But we do have a pretty damn big metal scene here especially for black metal so that might be the reason.

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kentona

#63 August 12, 2009, 03:38:01 pm

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black metal? pagan metal? nu metal? prog metal? wtf is going on?

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fatty

#64 August 12, 2009, 04:54:16 pm

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I've seen a band proclaiming to be post-polka metal.

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Evangel

#65 August 12, 2009, 05:04:13 pm

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true scottish pirate metal

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Kaworu

#66 August 12, 2009, 05:05:32 pm

kaworu*Sigh*Isnt he the cutest person ever
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ThugTears666

#67 August 12, 2009, 09:16:49 pm

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9. Must be a white guy with acne who constantly listens to his headphones so everyone knows he likes music

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ThugTears666

#68 August 12, 2009, 09:17:41 pm

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10. Must drink bourbon
11. Must only wear band t-shirts so that everyone knows what bands you think are cool
12. Must pretend to be open minded about music and say you like opera, jazz and classic rock. You only say these genres because these are genres metal musicians often say effected their music.
13. Must judge other types of music because they aren't fast
14. Must think your music is superior to all others, although you never listen to the ridiculous lyrics.

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Ryan

#69 August 12, 2009, 09:28:57 pm

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15. regularly say that you hate country and rap. say country + rap = crap for bonus points.

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ThugTears666

#70 August 12, 2009, 09:34:16 pm

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16. Must pretend to think gothic girls are hot because they are the closest things to attractive woman the metal genre has

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Barack Obama

#71 August 13, 2009, 10:37:40 am

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Quote from: dark_crystalis on August 11, 2009, 04:42:30 pm

Considering that ladies have been in the metal scene for a long time... eeeeehhh ya not true dude. Don't you remember Girl School?

no, i listen to real music

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fatty

#72 August 13, 2009, 01:16:52 pm

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Quote from: Afura on August 12, 2009, 09:34:16 pm

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ATARI

#73 August 13, 2009, 01:21:11 pm

Lichens!
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women just don't "get' metal

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ATARI

#74 August 13, 2009, 01:22:19 pm

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its okay though we don't want them there

its like when they ask about rules when we're watching sports

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ATARI

#75 August 13, 2009, 01:22:56 pm

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nothing is worse than a women asking you about the rules when you're at a metal concert

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fatty

#76 August 13, 2009, 01:53:28 pm

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Quote from: captain chekhov on August 13, 2009, 01:22:56 pm

nothing is worse than a women asking you about the rules when you're at a metal concert

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Strangeluv

#77 August 13, 2009, 03:54:11 pm

HEEEEERRRREEE'S JOHNNY!!
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The only metal a woman should know, imo, is pots and pans

Me and Tom Under the Boardwalk ... there is so much fun to have under the boardwalk

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ThugTears666

#78 August 13, 2009, 08:37:41 pm

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Quote from: fatty on August 13, 2009, 01:16:52 pm

Fixed.

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fatty

#79 August 13, 2009, 08:44:26 pm

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Quote from: Afura on August 13, 2009, 08:37:41 pm

phew!

why doesn't anybody get it

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3dfan

#80 August 19, 2009, 03:34:15 pm

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I am of progressive rock as Tool for example and really enjoyed this thread and read all the points especially I liked 17-21 - thanks for posting this )

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