How do you believe the universe began?

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Immakinganaccountk

#141 September 06, 2009, 05:20:01 am

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So the stepson that Uncle Joe hides in the basement is from another world? There are holes and Iwilll wretite of tem??¿!

How about no!? You are an idiotic version of a baboon.

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Allen Hunter

#142 September 06, 2009, 06:14:17 am

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TOPIC TITLE HAS NOW BEEN CHANGED TO "RATIONAL FREETHINKERS VS OTOMON"

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the bloddy ghost

#143 September 06, 2009, 06:21:46 am

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okay so lets just say G.O.D. does exist? who created him? are there gods of gods? supergods?? hmmm????

it is a mystery.

has a girl in his bed. pot in his pipe and family guy on the tube. i like life

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Immakinganaccountk

#144 September 06, 2009, 06:58:08 am

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Maybe the CORRECT religion is actually polytheistic and God has a mother?

How about no!? You are an idiotic version of a baboon.

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Marge

#145 September 06, 2009, 02:08:05 pm

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http://www.j2ee.me/javase/6/docs/api/java/lang/Object.html

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otomon

#146 September 06, 2009, 02:36:27 pm

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Quote from: Tomato on September 06, 2009, 06:21:46 am

okay so lets just say G.O.D. does exist? who created him? are there gods of gods? supergods?? hmmm????

it is a mystery.

If God was a girl do you think she would have sex with me? That would be so kewl... Oh oh oh and if he does have a mother I bet she is hot

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The Dude

#147 September 06, 2009, 09:32:56 pm

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It hasn't been the same without you otomon.

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Faust

#148 September 07, 2009, 01:21:22 am

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If God was a girl do you think she would have sex with me?

What blasphemy! Although, Peter and Lois Griffon DO sing a song about G-d having sex with EVERYONE, even like the fattest chick you know, so maybe you'd have a chance.

Although the idea that G-d is a woman is blasphemy of the highest order. How the hell could a woman have a big white beard?

ANSWER ME!!!!

Hey hey hey

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Summoner

#149 September 07, 2009, 02:19:12 am

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Quote from: Faust on September 07, 2009, 01:21:22 am

What blasphemy! Although, Peter and Lois Griffon DO sing a song about G-d having sex with EVERYONE, even like the fattest chick you know, so maybe you'd have a chance.

Although the idea that G-d is a woman is blasphemy of the highest order. How the hell could a woman have a big white beard?

ANSWER ME!!!!

IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU I WOULD SPEND SATURDAY NIGHT ON AUTOFELLATE

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otomon

#150 September 07, 2009, 04:19:30 am

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Quote from: Faust on September 07, 2009, 01:21:22 am

What blasphemy! Although, Peter and Lois Griffon DO sing a song about G-d having sex with EVERYONE, even like the fattest chick you know, so maybe you'd have a chance.

Although the idea that G-d is a woman is blasphemy of the highest order. How the hell could a woman have a big white beard?

ANSWER ME!!!!

Plastic surgery.. refer to this thread for more details:

http://www.gamingw.net/forums/index.php?topic=10490.0

Also there is no such thing as blasphemy... just religious zealots who wont hesitate to kill you should you say something against their beliefs.

True story too.

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big ass skelly

#151 September 07, 2009, 09:24:21 am

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big ass skelly

#152 September 07, 2009, 10:45:37 am

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Copy & Paste this on 5 other videos or jupiter will fall on ur house

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The Dude

#153 September 07, 2009, 01:56:01 pm

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you have your moments Mark.

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crone_lover720

#154 September 07, 2009, 02:46:25 pm

PEW PEW PEW
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shriek

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Allen Hunter

#155 September 07, 2009, 03:24:32 pm

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Mark was created by the big bang, literally meaning I banged the woman who gave birth to him.

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jamie

#156 September 07, 2009, 03:25:56 pm

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Uh oh!!!!Mark's been one-upped!!!! By one-up, I mean the one big Willy I stuck up the woman who gave birth to him

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otomon

#157 September 07, 2009, 03:31:43 pm

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Hi that still doesnt explain anything.. why it only makes me ask more questions!!!

Why is the Universe so big and not small like my textbook say so?

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Vellfire

#158 September 07, 2009, 04:03:08 pm

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Quote from: otomon on September 07, 2009, 03:31:43 pm

Hi that still doesnt explain anything.. why it only makes me ask more questions!!!

Why is the Universe so big and not small like my textbook say so?

because your textbook is the only one your mom approves of for your homeschool

I love this hobby - stealing your mother's diary
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EvilDemonCreature

#159 September 07, 2009, 06:14:07 pm

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We don't even know what big is.

I'll never call anything big ever again. (Even if it would help an obese person get healthy.)

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Allen Hunter

#160 September 07, 2009, 06:24:40 pm

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Quote from: EvilDemonCreature on September 07, 2009, 06:14:07 pm

We don't even know what big is.

I'll never call anything big ever again. (Even if it would help an obese person get healthy.)

You're supposed to call them 'wide' in order for them to get healthy. Calling them 'big' will just make them laugh at you and remain proud to be fat.

Example:
Slim girl: Hey there, big boy. You're bigger than me.
Fat guy: HAHAHAHA. I love being big, it means I have power!

Example 2:
Slim girl: You're a wide person. Like, you can't even fit through the hallway doors and shit.
Fat guy: Hey! You just hurt my feelings... *adopts vegan diet but turns back to burgers and french fries 60 seconds later*

\m/NWOBHM lives on\m/

Хорошая работа для для того чтобы потерять ваше время путем перенести этот никудышный блок текста в английском.

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