A couple years ago my brother lost my goddamn gameboy SP with 10+ carts in the YMCA...and when we checked the lost-n-found, we found the case but the stuff was gone. Some little fuckr has 40+ hours' worth of Goldensun I and II + Fire Emblem + a bunch of other really long rpgs that took forever to beat. Also, POKEMON. And I FUCKING CAUGHT THEM ALL.
"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel