How would I go about making a biblical game?

How would I go about making a biblical game? (Read 1496 times)

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bonzi_buddy

#21 September 23, 2009, 05:33:39 pm

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hi5 alexross7. glad to see you're back!

don't abandon us again, pal.

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Allen Hunter

#22 September 23, 2009, 06:37:52 pm

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Dear alexross7,

I have never been so offended to see you wanting to make a game about the Holy Bible for the Christian religion. My great Allah sent me here to tell you that if you continue working on this game, he shall amputate your dick and balls, and you will have AIDS all your miserable life. Surely, what disgrace to make a game for those Christians! The Koran is the ONLY Bible out there that speaks the true word of God. Mohammad should be the playable character, as he comes and tells great, indestructable truths to the sinners looking to be saved.

Salaam. (Peace be unto you),
ألين الصياد

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Хорошая работа для для того чтобы потерять ваше время путем перенести этот никудышный блок текста в английском.

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alexross7

#23 September 23, 2009, 06:55:06 pm

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Allen Hunter , it was a reptile with arms and legs , which was also probably bipedal , so it isn't a snake.

What gameplay mechanics will be involved?
Battle animals to help Noah get animals onto the Ark?
Keep Jesus from being assassinated before his death on the cross?

Has anyone played "Sunset over Imdahl"?
You get through the game by figuring out clues.
And honestly , it was the best rpg game I have ever played.
Perhaps I could do something similar with a great bible story.

And maybe I could add economy , considering that economic issues were a great deal back then.
A time system might be left out , because it would be frustrating to have to do something in a certain matter of days.
Banks are definitely , a must.

Allen Hunter , yes I am making a game about the bible .
Do you have a problem with that?
More than 20 times , Jesus says that he is God.
I am just making a game about what is historically accurate.

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Hundley

#24 September 23, 2009, 07:05:54 pm

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it doesn't matter how you approach it as long as you have this passage in there

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Allen Hunter

#25 September 23, 2009, 07:09:25 pm

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So their cocks were the size of a donkey's?

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Vellfire

#26 September 23, 2009, 07:56:43 pm

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We get it Allen Hunter, you are fascinated by male genitals, now stop discouraging alexross7 from making his masterpiece.

I love this hobby - stealing your mother's diary
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goldenratio

#27 September 23, 2009, 08:04:03 pm

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jesus has a gunblade

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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Mince Wobley

#28 September 23, 2009, 08:07:23 pm

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Quote from: Terrus4 on September 23, 2009, 02:55:50 pm

I think NEssiah was referring to Lot and his daughters.

That would make a nice dating sim game and because of the incestuous nature it would soon get a wikipedia article and lots of publicity etc

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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SegNin

#29 September 23, 2009, 11:20:51 pm

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Somebody else had the same idea

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Nessiah

#30 September 23, 2009, 11:25:48 pm

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Quote from: Terrus4 on September 23, 2009, 02:55:50 pm

I think NEssiah was referring to Lot and his daughters. HRm- *tries to think about how one could play the angels that came to Sodom*

Maybe you could do something with nephilim?

*cough* yeah the old testament has a lot of those I believe.

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Vellfire

#31 September 23, 2009, 11:34:26 pm

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Quote from: SegNin on September 23, 2009, 11:20:51 pm

Somebody else had the same idea

you mean basing things off the bible has been done before?

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alexross7

#32 September 23, 2009, 11:42:22 pm

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It's based off of the book of Mormon

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I'm basing my game on the Hebrew Bible or the Christian new testament.

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Allen Hunter

#33 September 23, 2009, 11:52:34 pm

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Allah is not pleased to see this thread.

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Hundley

#34 September 24, 2009, 03:33:35 am

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i think you should make a game about scientology

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Hundley

#35 September 24, 2009, 03:33:59 am

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correction, i DEMAND you make a game about scientology

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Mikemc

#36 September 24, 2009, 04:37:56 am

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Base the story around Genesis and then have Genesis as the soundtrack

Yes, that was all I had to say.

Quote from: Evangel

You can't run from your past, S4D. YOU CAN'T RUN FROM YOUR PAST!

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alexross7

#37 September 24, 2009, 11:04:29 am

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Quote from: Hundley on September 24, 2009, 03:33:59 am

correction, i DEMAND you make a game about scientology

Sorry... I am not a big fan of science fiction games. Aliens and stuff makes me feel sick , because of that damn movie I watched with my brother , and it had an alien playing Tug of war with a guy's intestines.

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Corfaisus

#38 September 24, 2009, 03:10:09 pm

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Do you still have a youtube account with your system display videos, like the one that you showed off your bank system?
Also, that sounds like one hell of a funny movie.

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alexross7

#39 September 24, 2009, 05:36:12 pm

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yea.
Then I quit Gaming world because of certain personal problems.

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Benylin is the grossest medicine on Earth.

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tuxedo marx

#40 September 24, 2009, 05:45:05 pm

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i want to pick old testament

i'm not sure how successful noah's ark would be as a game unless it was puzzle game or something but an rpg about retrieving the ark of the covenant (oh hell there are three biblical arks) from the philistines might be interesting. w/e pick the most interesting bible stories

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Genesis (Adam , Noah , Etc)	10	35.7%
New Testament (Christian stuff)	5	17.9%
Moses , the prince of Egypt	13	46.4%
Status: Voting has ended	27	Total Votes

Poll: Which biblical topic should this game include?

How would I go about making a biblical game? (Read 1496 times)