Topic: xXXx [CALLOUT] huuuunnnddlleeeyyyy (Read 1228 times)

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been a while since yo last time
you in the ice age? time to unfreeze
gonna re-thaw yo brain raw with lyrical ease
i'm the caveman, don't try to appease
yo mind like swiss cheese, down on yo knees
lines beggin for style like cocktease

my rhymes are five-point-one, yours are monaural
rise wit' the sun wit' ya girl's oral
yo girl a peripheral, plug-and-play
i got a usb driver we'll trade bytes all day
ice-cold, i'm high tech, you just an old wreck
broken steam pipe, sprayin' hot gas
i'm drillin divots in your rivets while i'm kickin yo ass,
best not despair, parts i've got spare,
only fair that i give
a fist-centric percussive repair
words don't compare to the punch of my hardware
rippin' ya legit, fixin' takes one hit
why not just admit that ya need to submit
you ain't inventive, my shit's preventive
rhymes a condom bustin' yo responsive incentive

dog this is prison and i'm the warden
i'm antichrist a-risen and phat lines i'm hoardin
prepare for a corrections connection
mindfuck dissection, i'm the infection
yo locked up, get chopped up, shocked up
privately owned, ain't no public lockup
i'm gettin' stoned and da prison's stock up
loadin my glock up, yo gonna get shot up
police brutality, ain't no frustration
no accountability for a private police corporation
i'm blackwater, warzone's gettin hotter
civvie slaughter, yo mom ran so i shot her
iraq PMC don't ya see got nothin on me,
i'm a rhymin mercenary emcee
ya think ya a freedom fighter
but ya just a stain on the floor
boom headshot! yo skull just got lighter
yo on the way out
don't get hit by the door

someone call 9-1-1 we got a third degree burn
guess i cauterize yo eyes cause even over the 'net
i hear the cries
'i'm blind! i'm blind!'  gonna scramble you up
and deepfry yo mind
you coughin, i'm scoffin
yo rhymes got asthma, mine hot like plasma

look i ain't sayin you suck
so much as i'm sayin you got dicks in yo mouth
Last Edit: October 02, 2009, 11:36:31 pm by MUAHAA THE FRENCH

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.
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cmon. bring it.

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.
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I ain't got nothing to bring to that. Well done.
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YOU HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME!!!!!!

YOU LIAR!!!!!!!



CENFRAL INTELLIGENT AGENTY

I AM THE ADMINISTRATOR, A DESK JOCKEY

LIVERWURST




SOMEONE ELSE COME HERE AND RECORD THIS

SEND me THIS BOY BACK TO THE OLD COUNTRY




no go away fuck you



AAAAAAAAAA YEAH I YOU EAT MY OWN SHIT



You are going on a vacation! You will be held prisoner by Russians.
lucky number: 666, 666, 666, 666, 666
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WHOOPI GOLDBERGS
I am the king of the church.
I have an eighteen inch dick;
and one hundred thirty eight inches long


FUCK OF!!!!

GO TO MY HELL!!!!!!





-LEOPOLD W. GIDEON

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That shit is heavy.
f'real.
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You're insanse. Like legit insane.
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mahaa!! dos game bring execellent :fogetgasp:

notihing do live???



garbage day!! HA HA



WE-GO WQHARE TIME IT RIGHT FOR OPENING


FACE TRAUMA OF ALL END TIME WRECK knight baggy bring score


is aunt fight gratitude for fowl treatment??


bring fight falemtrhower, ifantry toast division  :fogetlaugh: :fogetnaughty:


WAAAGH EAT SHITSMILE
TAKE CARE OF DAUGHTER NASTY ROACH FIND


WHAT IS THAT
FIRE MARK ON SKIN???
WASH OFF WITH COAL SCRUB??

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 WE GO FIND DAWN. 
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That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.
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LAZERFALL BITCH??

PINKZONE NO TOCUH???


TOLD BY ORSONE WELL??
Last Edit: October 10, 2009, 08:39:57 pm by MUAHAA THE FRENCH

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.
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PERSONAL STAKE?

FIND RIGHT ZONE BIEL STOMACH?>?

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.
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NO SCARE


YOU RESPOND?? ASK ME ABOUT TRANQUILIZER (TM) FOR SLOW MENTAL STATE.

Last Edit: October 03, 2009, 08:02:09 am by MUAHAA THE FRENCH

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.
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holy shit hundley has met his match
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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thqats bulshit
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o.e

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brilliant.
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This thread...

is a work of art...

R.I.P Steel
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too busy to put time into a reply to this. sorry.
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Is it alright if I print this thread and hang it up on my wall as like a poster or something?
I think it'd look great as a poster.
I really do.
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too busy to put time into a reply to this. sorry.

damn i already had a response laid out too :(

i don't really have time for this anymore either though, i just had like three hours on a weekend


That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.
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pretty weak wip tho


targ bitch? i'm thunderball
runnin the ball

and scorin it all
steppin tall
soarin the squall[/center]

pick yo arena??you apple i bite/??

PROFOUND DISCOMFORT???LIKE MONTH OLD
BEER CAN TASTE??


rhymetarg??
you moves like SUN-MAID RAISIN GIRL just old?? :fogetmmh: ORSONEWELLE prove hiughly got told?????




SOCCERBALL IN PLACE OF YOUR CHOOSING, GO FOR SLAMDUNK?? FRENCHMAN SAY YOU LOOSING||_HEH?PUNK?/???


YO




HUGHNDLEY

WANNA CUDDLE

WITH THIS SLOTH
:fogetmmh:

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.
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I'd try to targ battle you but this connection is way too slow for that
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS