Topic: xXXXx CALLOUT: Velfarre xXXXx (Read 875 times)

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thou art a ten plus hottie
so when sweet-y i beg of thee
permission for survival instinct admission
im pleasure seeking like
dwarves are to treasure seeking
n' holi be these five hundred g's
i solely drop for ur titty peeking
im not playin, if you stop, you a tease

thus the direct conclusion
of distasteful cardiac occlusion
thou art a bitch with loose ends
did i only pay for nip-slip? no
but ur meal, o i cant be too real
butt-so-fine, i tell it like a griot:

inside ur butt is a hotel
for goons parkin pale diks
first time for master AIDS motel
and for the grand finale
dis lady Cash good and open ready
she drop mouth hotter than a j bomb
hold up it up pop, freeze-frame n turn the lights out
drip-drop dis ones different
o sorry, more like im pissin

back to reality and
second time, i pass on the situation
i see ur blown on fixation
steak like a juicy
ill take u back home
freak like maguchi
we'll hit it till high noon
next time, ull be free
like bread n butta



wut?
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uh i can't even respond to this because i'm pretty sure that was overwhelmingly positive towards me, not negative


and vaguely offensive
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this doesn't seem like a jone so much as evidence in a trial
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are you velfarre's video game loving stalker?
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also just gonna say nobody else should bother trying to do another one because i am hella sick and not gonna do one


i'm only even on a computer because i am sick to the point where i can't sleep :(
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edit: o shit sorry. feel better, guess its kind weird after all that...
Last Edit: October 03, 2009, 06:23:03 am by im_so_tired
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that ain't no vellfire get out of here with your different cars
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well. that was creepy.
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Velfarre is always sick. Maybe she should stop feeding corn to her cows?
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also just gonna say nobody else should bother trying to do another one because i am hella sick and not gonna do one


i'm only even on a computer because i am sick to the point where i can't sleep :(

r u a preggo?
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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no i think it is strep throat or a cold
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Did you know that when you get cold or strep throat too oftenly, it's a sign that you have a weak immune system and maybe AIDS?
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just once could you not follow me around this forum???? we really need the ignore system back
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my throat was so sore I couldn't fall asleep the other day. ibuprofen or alka seltzer might help.
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i took some mucinex and that's helped today, also cough drops have helped some
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I'm not following you I'm just posting in a topic!

I can't remember when it was the last time I had a sore throat
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