everyone keeps callingthemselves nerds or geeks... my my, you all have a might high opinion of your intellect...

maybe you just have a low opinion of YOURS (oh ho ho ho)

this is the worst flowchart i've ever seen i can't get anywhere 

ahahaha

if you fit into this diagram anywhere you probably consider yourself intelligent. the dorks must loathe themselves

this is the worst flowchart i've ever seen i can't get anywhere 

You aren't supposed to get anywhere. If you already have any of the qualities of a nerd, then there is no place left for you to go. You are stuck there.

That is what this flow chart signifies.

I have a friend who gets a HARD-ON any time someone says anything remotely related to one of the following:
Kingdom Hearts(The series)
Final Fantasy 7
Final Fantasy 10
Marvel Comics(Likewise, when someone mentions Disney he gets very angry and screams for hours about
how terrible they are. I wore a mickey shirt around him one day. It was the best day of my life.)

Okay, so cool. He likes the games and enjoys the story. The problem is, he never shuts the fuck up and nobody
else really wants to hear him rant about how awesome the games are. Fgfgmfg. He's not too bright, and doesn't
really seem to notice whenever I throw out a veiled insult at him. That and he's kind of uh, unable to speak with
anyone right. Total fucking dork.(If the chart is correct. I think it might be.)

Me? I've got my obsessions and what not, but I have this thing that lets me realize that nobody wants to hear
me go all FANBOY over it. I wouldn't say I'm entirely too smart, but I can, at the least, analyze whatever situation
I'm in and act accordingly. Most of the time anyways.

If he is realy you're friend you shouldn't write about him like that ... 

No we all pretty much criticize each other openly, my circle of friends and I.
That and we often end up punching each other.
That uh, statement is true by the way. I'm not really stretching it.

I am social ineptitude.

No we all pretty much criticize each other openly, my circle of friends and I.
That and we often end up punching each other.
That uh, statement is true by the way. I'm not really stretching it.

I don't think he meant it that way.

It's just that by telling us those specific things about your friend, with absolutely no other context in regards to why you still choose to be his friend, says a lot more about yourself than it does about your friend.

im a motherfucker

I don't think he meant it that way.

It's just that by telling us those specific things about your friend, with absolutely no other context in regards to why you still choose to be his friend, says a lot more about yourself than it does about your friend.

Oh, I know I'm a bastard and a terrible friend.
Besides the fact that he's strange though, he's got a good heart and he's entertaining to say the least. I mean, we get into some great conversations as long as key topics are avoided.(See above) I guess I did rip on him pretty hard, but what can I say?
I'm an asshole. 

im a motherfucker

haha did one slip past?

ie did a baby slip past without getting abortioned?

You can substitute dork with emo without having to change the diagram.

you know what I use web charts for?

wipin my ass thats what

good texture