i took a bunch of adderall and wrote an autobiography

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Buttkiller

#21 November 08, 2009, 10:42:38 pm

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Quote from: mkkmypet on November 08, 2009, 10:36:18 pm

you sound like me in a few years

i'm younger than you think

Quote from: Bat #3 on November 08, 2009, 10:38:26 pm

are you a ghost

i typed out like 15 responses to this. no i am not a ghost. ghost joke.

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mkkmypet

#22 November 08, 2009, 10:49:00 pm

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Quote from: Buttkiller on November 08, 2009, 10:42:38 pm

i'm younger than you think

i doubt you're younger than me; i'm a 15-year-old girl
but i seem to be similar to you in a lot of ways--i'm skinny (though i wish i was as thin as you; i'm always jealous of people who complain about how they can't gain weight), i crack everything in my body all the freaking time, i chug robitussin like no other, i pop pills way too much, had experience with pedophiles, had crazy anxiety-ridden family, been really into anime, bad at interacting, slept on a couch for 5 years, etc...
i think this is destiny

semper games.

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Ryan

#23 November 08, 2009, 10:51:43 pm

thx ds k?
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damn buttkiller

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Ciox

#24 November 08, 2009, 10:52:35 pm

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good thread imo.

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im_so_tired

#25 November 08, 2009, 10:56:35 pm

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hi

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Buttkiller

#26 November 08, 2009, 11:12:23 pm

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Quote from: Frank Franky "Franker" F. Frankenstein on November 08, 2009, 10:51:43 pm

damn buttkiller

thats me

Quote from: Ciox on November 08, 2009, 10:52:35 pm

good thread imo.

thanks!!!!

Quote from: im_so_tired on November 08, 2009, 10:56:35 pm

hi

hiya

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im_so_tired

#27 November 08, 2009, 11:15:49 pm

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hi

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Buttkiller

#28 November 08, 2009, 11:19:55 pm

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Quote from: im_so_tired on November 08, 2009, 11:15:49 pm

hi

ahaha you said that dude. you said hi already.

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im_so_tired

#29 November 08, 2009, 11:20:33 pm

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hiiii

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Buttkiller

#30 November 08, 2009, 11:23:55 pm

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Quote from: im_so_tired on November 08, 2009, 11:20:33 pm

hiiii

i am literally in love with these emoticons.

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jamie

#31 November 08, 2009, 11:24:16 pm

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it's all gonna be okay!

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Frisky SKeleton

#32 November 09, 2009, 12:35:10 am

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Quote from: mkkmypet on November 08, 2009, 10:49:00 pm

i doubt you're younger than me; i'm a 15-year-old girl
but i seem to be similar to you in a lot of ways--i'm skinny (though i wish i was as thin as you; i'm always jealous of people who complain about how they can't gain weight), i crack everything in my body all the freaking time, i chug robitussin like no other, i pop pills way too much, had experience with pedophiles, had crazy anxiety-ridden family, been really into anime, bad at interacting, slept on a couch for 5 years, etc...
i think this is destiny

this sounds similar to the life of william henry gates the third but now he didn't let it control him don't let it control you by the way you might know him better as bill gates owner of microsoft.

I USE Q'S INSTEQD OF Q'S

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ThugTears666

#33 November 09, 2009, 12:45:04 am

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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when i was 15 i had sex. it was dead silent and you could hear my fingers and neck and back cracking. i was so scared that i yelled and started crying. she got pregnant later but she aborted it.

tell us about this one, what was the girl like? did you want her to abort it? did she even ask you? what did she do when you cried?

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Buttkiller

#34 November 09, 2009, 12:56:22 am

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Quote from: Ecto_Slimer on November 09, 2009, 12:45:04 am

tell us about this one, what was the girl like? did you want her to abort it? did she even ask you? what did she do when you cried?

she was really hot but not really pretty. i realize now that she was kind of unstable, she freely admitted she was bipolar and she had a bunch of weird habits. she was really really heavily flirtatious with me. she had a boyfriend so i kinda avoided her. then she broke up with her boyfriend and he called her and cried and swore and then his mom actually called her and threatened to kill her. i was already super anxious about any kind of intimacy so i freaked out and ignored her even more. like a month later she called me and i went over her house and fucked her. she wasn't making any noise and her parents were sitting silently in the next room and i just wanted to get out of there. after i finished she immediately got up and turned the tv on. she didn't even notice me crying so i just said bye and left and didn't talk to her for a while.

later she just told me she got pregnant and she got rid of it. i don't even know if it was mine, she was a little promiscuous. that sucked.

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Ryan

#35 November 09, 2009, 12:59:58 am

thx ds k?
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haha damn dude. that's pretty fucked up

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Sludgelord

#36 November 09, 2009, 01:43:42 am

Who's the boss? Not you, bitch.
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How old are you? Do you have a job or go to school or do anything? Are you good at anything? What do you like?

Post your picture. Post a sound file of your bones cracking.

Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

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Farren

#37 November 09, 2009, 01:58:03 am

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taking that shit alone fucking sucks especially if you don't have anything constructive to do.

Like right now I bet you're lonely as fuck and just sitting there speeding the fuck out with so much energy yet nowhere to really apply it except that keyboard that you should probably unplug because you're gonna feel a little dumb tomorrow. Taking coke or adderall or ecstacy or anything like that at home, in the middle of the night, with nothing to do sucks. its like taking a shitload of viagra and having a raging boner for like six hours with no one to fuck and both your hands are in casts, SO GUESS WHAT??

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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Buttkiller

#38 November 09, 2009, 02:08:38 am

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Quote from: Yugoslavian Ghoul on November 09, 2009, 01:58:03 am

taking that shit alone fucking sucks especially if you don't have anything constructive to do.

Like right now I bet you're lonely as fuck and just sitting there speeding the fuck out with so much energy yet nowhere to really apply it except that keyboard that you should probably unplug because you're gonna feel a little dumb tomorrow. Taking coke or adderall or ecstacy or anything like that at home, in the middle of the night, with nothing to do sucks. its like taking a shitload of viagra and having a raging boner for like six hours with no one to fuck and both your hands are in casts, SO GUESS WHAT??

actually i did have stuff to do and i did it. i'm coming down now though so everything's all twitchy and sucky. i can't fucking write sentences. f

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Buttkiller

#39 November 09, 2009, 02:11:03 am

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haha why the fuck did i post this? eeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhggh

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Hundley

#40 November 09, 2009, 03:51:17 am

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i am not joking at all when i say that this was a really excellent topic

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