zeen zee geme-a vun't be-a uny guud. surry.

zeere-a's nu vey mess trunsleshun is gueeng tu toorn yuoor inexpereeenced vreeting intu sumetheeng ifee fegooely remeeniscent ooff unuzeer teeme-a. vreeting frum pest pereeuds is mure-a ebuoot vurd chueeces und sentence-a strooctoore-a und nut hoo zee vurds vere-a foockeeng spelled. ifee iff yuoo deed feend "YE IERLY MODERNE INGLISHE" trunsletur, it'll joost identeeffy und chunge-a vurds thet hefe-a undergune-a sume-a surt ooff ducoomented trunsffurmeshun oofer zee lest cuoople-a hoondred yeers, und seemply ignure-a oones thet ere-a unffemeelier tu it. YOOo VILL HEFE NO IDEA VHET THESE ERE IF YOOo REFOoSE TO REED UP OoN THE METTER. zee best yuoo cuoold hupe-a fur veet sumetheeng leeke-a thees is sume-a smettereeng ooff ooootdeted spelleengs ooff femeelier vurds, vheech vuoold, in ell leekelihuud, nut be-a cumprehenseeble-a tu yuoor terget oodeeence-a unyvey.

nut leeke-a sooch a trunsleshun serfeece-a is lugeecelly pusseeble-a, reelly. yuoo vuoold need a releeeble-a deecshunery frum a speceeffic pereeud ooff teeme-a in oorder tu meke-a a NOT IMBERESSING trunsleshun serfeece-a, und zee furst veedely-recugneezed cumpetent ingleesh lungooege-a deecshunery deedn't eppeer unteel zee meed 1700s. thet pereeud vuoold NOT, by ENY stretch ooff zee imegeeneshun, pess fur beleeefeble-a oold ingleesh. ifee iff yuoo DID feend a legeetimete-a mudern ingleesh tu oold ingleesh trunsleshun serfeece-a, yuoo reelly vuooldn't be-a eble-a tu troost its feleedity unyvey. fur sumetheeng leeke-a thees tu reeleesticelly vurk zee creetur ooff zee trunsleshun serfeece-a vuoold need tu identeeffy a speceeffic DETE tu vheech yuoo ere-a regresseeng zee vurd murphulugy. hoo fer beck vuoold it knoo tu gu unyvey? veethuoot thees yuoo vuoold seemply be-a regresseeng vurds beck tu vhenefer it cuoold be-a identeeffied es zee ierleeest, vheech in must ceses vuoold render ixcepshunelly sluppy resoolts frum uny dete-a in a seferel thuoosund yeer pereeud. yuoo gu tuu fer beck tu vurd ruuts und yuoo ectooelly leefe-a zee ingleesh lungooege-a inturely und inter zee reelm ooff foockeeng prutu-germuneec lungooeges, et vheech pueent yuoor geme-a veell be-a vreettee in a lungooege-a nubudy oon zee plunet speeks neteefely. nu schuler cuoold du thees fur yuoo becoose-a it is a reedicooluoos indeefur und lugeesticelly impusseeble-a.

zee buttum leene-a is thet yuoo veell nefer feend a trunsleshun serfeece-a tu gluss oofer yuoor cumplete-a leck ooff leengooistic knooledge-a. iff yuoo vunt tu du thees, yuoo'll need tu ectooelly stoody clesseecel leeteretoore-a, leeke-a uny suber persun vuoold.

my sooggesshun vuoold be-a tu qooeet geme-a creeshun inturely und get a jub vurkeeng in a cuel meene-a. thees seems leeke-a a fentoore-a mure-a feetting tu yuoor cepebeelities.
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*Sigh*  *DB, do as you wish.  I try to give people the benefit of the doubt which is why I reacted so strongly to the way people *AHEM* were reacting. I look forward to your next project.

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