WAT RYAN IS PERMABANNED

weres ryan. why is ruan banned. where is his corpse. who is the guilty one. wheres rtuyan

i didnt do it

Where's Ryan? Why's he banned? Let's crack the code, gang

Kayos...

i'll hack this whole damn site. whoever done this will have some pretty big ass skellies in their closet.

i'll start with scans of the network for signatures. if anyone finds any supicious bytes or data lying about, please get in touch (use secure channels)

private ryan is missing and we need to save him hehehehehehehee

No, drule did do it.

he hit the wrong button

he's got them big mongoloid, hairy-palmed, dirty sweed hands and everytime he wants to type something on the keyboard he has to use his fingernails or else the site crashes or someone gets banned. Thats why he stopped updating the mainsite because last time he did it he ended up on the HSN and bought 400 swedish franks in obama memorial cooking aprons with "I LIKE MKY CHIKEN AS BLACK AS PRESIDENT" written on them in big, bold letters. And now ase has to sell everything, including the bottom half of the mainpage space auctioned off to fat, old, gay men chatsites dedicated to recording and discussing how the bulges in the jonas brothers' pants have seem to gotten larger over the past couple of years. But what they both fail to realize is that nothing will help because drule bought the aprons in "franks", incase you didn't know (heh) franks is another word for hotdogs and drule isn't getting his fucking aprons because HSN doesn't deal in reprocessed pig asscheeks and if you want to sell that shit take it over to france because everyone knows those nasty motherfuckers will eat anything you give them as long as you cover it in some chocolate, put it in a fancy box with some gold trim and a big regal looking bow on it and call it a delicacy in french. You're on your own there buddy because I can't speak with my fucking tongue hanging out of my mouth and I refuse to wear those gay looking hats.

wh

FADE IN

INT. BEDROOM - MORNING

          Ryan enters from the hallway, drying his damp hair with a blue towel.

                              RYAN:
                    Man, that was a good shower.

          Ryan finishes drying his hair, wraps the towel around his shoulders, and
          sits at his computer desk. He presses the "ON" switch to his computer and
          it powers up.

                              RYAN:
                          (rubbing hands together)
                    I wonder what's going on at GW today?

          Ryan eagerly clicks the Firefox icon on his desktop and loads up the Gaming
          World forums index. His expression slowly changes from composed to alarmed
          as the camera zooms in to an extreme closeup on his face.

                              RYAN:
                          (distressed)
                    ...What? What the heck is going on?

          The camera cuts to his computer monitor, and the words "YOU ARE BANNED!"
          flash across the screen in bright red letters.

                              RYAN:
                          (brow furrowed in confusion)
                    But... who would ban me? And why??

          A voice suddenly rings out from behind him.

                              MYSTERIOUS VOICE:
                    It was me. Mua ha ha ha!!!

          Ryan quickly whirls around and jumps out of his chair in the blink of an eye,
          readying his power sword. He looks towards the hallway, and sees a putty
          patroller standing in the hallway. Music rises to a crescendo, climaxing with
          a bone-chilling piano scrape.

FADE OUT

CUT TO COMMERCIAL

I banned him for failing me in Heroes of Newerth.

why do i even read these topics

let alone post in them.

well i've already made that much of a time commitment

ryan doesnt know why he got banned ill fuckin remove the spine of every responsable motherfucker.

administrators hah.........more like analmistrators LOL

ban me next

Marmot... more like marmoot lol

How've you been dude?

ill help fnid him if you do

eh oh well