Topic: Mysterious Spiral Portal of Space and Time involving BARA-K O BAMA (Read 1030 times)

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A mysterious spiral of light has appeared in northern Norway one day before President Obama arrives to give his Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech in Oslo. The spiral has baffled experts who do not believe it is related to the Aurora Borealis. Speculation that it is a rocket launched by the Russian Northern Fleet has been denied by Russian authorities. Similarly the Norwegian military has claimed no knolwedge of any rocket launches in the area. There has been speculation that it may be some exotic weapon system, the opening of a space-time portal, or even UFO activity. Obama’s arrival in Norway on December 10 to give his acceptance speech only adds to the mysterious appearance of the lights. Is it a pure coincidence or is it in some way related to Obama’s upcoming speech?

The object appeared on the morning of December 9 and has been photographed and filmed by thousands of Norwegians over a wide area ranging from Finnmark in the country’s north to Trondelang in the south. It is a giant spiral of green-blue light that appears directed towards a mountain. According to observers, a giant light spiral appeared and within seconds covered the entire sky. A green-blue beam of light then shot out from its center. Here is how Totto Eriksen, from Tromso, in northern Norway described it.
Mysterious light appears over Norway before Obama Peace Prize speech
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now seriously, is that thing even real? it looks like a bad standar photoshop effect on the sky. :/
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Read an article about this earlier today and they confirmed it was a test missile fired from a Russian submarine.

Of course if that's just too practical for you you could always be all like 'Oh yeah sure maybe the Russians are just all YEP THAT WAS US HEH HEH' because it's the only public explanation the gullible masses will swallow.

Also swamp gas.
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haha the answer is in the article now
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That still begs the question: What kind of missile causes a spiral of gas and then dissipates from the inside out HMMM?
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It's a broken missle spinning out of control

I really wanted it to be something more than just a rocket, I'm so disappointed
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it was time travellers putting bagels in the LHC

what happens in russia? i don't know about anyone else, but i feel like russia is a massive area that never gets talked. do they make stuff? do they have malls and stock markets and stuff?
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i think they had a nightclub a little while ago
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watch russia today every couple hours, they have really interesting reports about russian industry and culture
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its viral marketing for the next time splitters game
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it definitely had something to do with obama, DONT TRY AND DENY IT! ITS THE JEWISH CONSPIRACY ALL OVER AGAIN
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Looks like the global media have dusty bibles because they've obviously not cracked open Revelations in a while if they think this can be explained by "science."
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How disappointing. I would have liked it to be something more interesting... oh well. I suppose the shit behind it might be interesting, what was the rocket for exactly? Any body know?
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There is just something that sounds wrong about an Obama Nation in the first place.

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