Topic: the 'x'mas thread (Read 4955 times)

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I got nothing :3... but I'd be a fool to complain with ALL the stuff  (friend getting me steam games for free on release day) people give me for smack free without me asking sooo~

My focus actually was giving my niece a Christmas that wouldn't be lame, I wanted to at least let her believe in Santa and stuff until she figures it out herself instead of her mom telling her he doesn't exists at such a young age. Overall it felt kinda blehish because our family didn't really do anything together and my brothers just work and sleep  ​

But yeah, truth be told I was still  very content and you know, I don't really like getting stuff now and days for some reason. Hell, give me a book I've been waiting for and I'd be even more happy, it just feels like the older I get the less it feels I need to actually experience the Christmas from long ago. (But I still would like if the family wasn't so cold shoulder like)
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"happy birthday........ and XMAS!!!"

this is basically every present i got

cheap bitches!!!!!!
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"happy birthday........ and XMAS!!!"

this is basically every present i got

cheap bitches!!!!!!
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Christmas is awesome. It's a better holiday than my birthday for presents because nobody seems to get me anything for my birthday. (But they are obligated to do so during Christmas? IDK.) Also I basically save the "I really want THIS" for Christmas because people in my family are more likely to wait on buying the big things until the holidays.

Got:
  • an Xbox 360 (plus Assassin's Creed and the Orange Box)
  • Two other games from two different people
  • Two watches (again from two different people)
  • a pair of socks
  • an Intuos4 tablet (small, so it can actually fit on my desk)
  • a slushie maker
  • Nifty key covers
  • $45 bucks
Unrelated to Christmas, but also getting a new cell phone (cover broke off the old one), and my dad got an iPhone so I get his old iPod. Hurray for renewing phone contracts!
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Christmas Eve - Visited my mom's side of the family and drank Jager (my mom's Christmas liquor) all night. 

Christmas Day - Woke up at 8:00am with a slight hangover and the distinct pleasure of watching the pope get attacked by some psycho on the morning news.  Helped my mom hook up the Wii she got and taught her the ropes, then proceeded to mercilessly beat her ass at boxing.  Ate a decent breakfast and visited my ex-girlfriend's family, played some obscure zombie game with her brother, went back home and picked up Borderlands and 24 beers for the night.

Got a wristwatch and monies.

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visited my ex-girlfriend's family, played some obscure zombie game with her brother

wasn't this awkward?
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let me tell you about MY "x-mas":  

i got LARGE undershirts which won't fit under any shirt!

i got this Nintendo DS "fetish bodysuit" thing?  Like a "case"?  What the hell do I need that for?  And it's for the Nintendo DS.  I HAVE A NINTENDO DSI!!  SO WHEN I PUT IT ON, I CANT EVEN PUSH THE L AND R BUTTONS!!  THE HOLES ARENT EVEN WHERE THEYRE GODDAMNED SUPOSED TO BE!!

i got a FANTASTIC camera, but i have to return it because the FUCKING SCREEN IS BROKE!  WHAT THE FUCK!

for all i do for this family...

after that we watched baby's getting hurt on america's funniest home videos with that jackass host who isn't bob saget.  i want to watch baby's getting hurt with bob saget from full house, not tom.  FUCK YOU TOM.
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wasn't this awkward?

yeah it tends to be a little awkward at family get togethers
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Actually it wasn't awkward at all.  I still hang out with my ex and everyone in her family always liked me way more than any of the other dudes she has dated in the past.  Her mom actually told me it wouldn't have been Christmas if I hadn't been around and we had a pretty good time.

Also I'm trying to see everyone for one last time before I move to Ohio and forget about Tennessee forever and ever amen.
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I got money, gift cards, some food from Trader Joes, Michael Symon's cookbook...a book on philosophers from my Uncle that is kinda dumb (imo) so I'm gonna go exchange it for a cookbook (hope that's not rude).
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I got my new car today

I also almost got arrested and the car impounded an hour after I got it. I don't really want to go into details but lets just say that shit escalated all fucking day:

speeding ticket became violation of probation which became resisting arrest to fleeing a scene to cultivating marijuana/possession of marijuana/paraphernalia/producing marijuana

and now my brother and cousin are going to jail and I got to go to court for letting someone test drive my fucking car for anywhere between 5-10 minutes down a backroad that a whole of like ten people even drive down.

I hate the police more then ever now too and some stupid fat bastard cop asked me if I bought it with cash because apparently everyone in my family is a fucking drug dealer whom cannot just work hard an own something nice. now I got to worry about cops following my smurf-blue challenger that sticks out like a hooker at mass when I go anywhere around town for the next few months until they get bored or forget. I have to clean the piggy fingerprints off of it.

I'm not facing any charges or anything except a traffic violation misdemeanor or something like that, some stupid bullshit.

happy fucking boxing day
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yeah I know dude it happened so fast and perfectly terribly

its like god came out of the sky to take a shit on everyone

except the fine officers of the local sheriff's department of course

another daddy and young kid going to jail for some stupid ass plants...another job well done.............

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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my bro said your bro got in some trouble yesterday, i didnt know it was that bad!  they take your dad away too??
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I got my new car today

I also almost got arrested and the car impounded an hour after I got it. I don't really want to go into details but lets just say that shit escalated all fucking day:

speeding ticket became violation of probation which became resisting arrest to fleeing a scene to cultivating marijuana/possession of marijuana/paraphernalia/producing marijuana

and now my brother and cousin are going to jail and I got to go to court for letting someone test drive my fucking car for anywhere between 5-10 minutes down a backroad that a whole of like ten people even drive down.

I hate the police more then ever now too and some stupid fat bastard cop asked me if I bought it with cash because apparently everyone in my family is a fucking drug dealer whom cannot just work hard an own something nice. now I got to worry about cops following my smurf-blue challenger that sticks out like a hooker at mass when I go anywhere around town for the next few months until they get bored or forget. I have to clean the piggy fingerprints off of it.

I'm not facing any charges or anything except a traffic violation misdemeanor or something like that, some stupid bullshit.

happy fucking boxing day
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oh ya I got a snuggie...man they are warm!
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the apple beer and krauterlimonade (sauerkraut soda or austrian lemonade??) are good.

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