As good Mrs. Vellfire Atkins, a dear friend of all tomato lovers, justly pointed out, you are all most heartfeltly welcome to all of tomatoland. As to the case of Mister Buttkiller, I would like to apologize for any and all confusion or feel-bad this announcement has caused. However, I'm currently not in a position to disclose any further information. If you have any further questions, please direct them to me.
On a more personal note I would like to thank Mister Earl for everything he has done for me and all friends of delicious vegetables, be them green or red. Earl, your words have warmed my heart more than any summer or platonic relationship ever could.
Mister Marge Mergers,
Head of Marketing,
tomatoland Enterprises