PM me an interesting article to be submitted to GW's mainpage and if I like it, the prize money is yours. If more than one person sends me an article, I will choose the one I think is best.

It can't be about random shit like HOW TO EAT CLAY. It has to be game-dev, indie gaming, music creation, fine arts, work by a creative GW dude, etc


DISCLAIMER: If you are already a winner of Pasty's Captain Goodluck contest, you can't win again. Sorry.

It can't be about random shit like HOW TO EAT CLAY.

i'd rather read this than an indie game article actually

if i release an album and make an article about myself releasing the album does that count

holy shit 20,000 posts

i will give $5 to anyone who writes me a lengthy, detailed article about eating clay

edit: as in one person, not everyone who does this

if i release an album and make an article about myself releasing the album does that count

yes. as long as it is more interesting than any articles anyone else submits (if there are other submissions...)

the legend of darcy clay

yukiespanies

what is that

vellfare why do you feel that people need to know this

yukiespanies

what is that

vellfare why do you feel that people need to know this

why were you desperately trying to add me on aim in the first place???


a few years ago i was talking to someone about battle royale and i made a joke about how that aim name was probably taken by someone but when it wasn't i just went ahead and registered it so yeah, i don't even use aim and haven't in years

but really why were you bothering in the first place?

An essay on Mud eating
The subject of Mud eating is a controversial issue. In depth analysis of Mud eating can be an enriching experience. Given that its influence pervades our society, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. It is estimated that that Mud eating is thought about eight times every day by those most reliant on technology, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Mud eating.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he must have been referning to Mud eating. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, Mud eating provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Did I mention how lovely Mud eating is? Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Mud eating, again and again.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to Mud eating. We will begin by looking at the JTB-Guide-Dog model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.
Market
Value
Of
Gold   


Mud eating

The statistics make it clear that Mud eating is a major market factor. Seemingly the market value of gold has always depended upon Mud eating to a certain extent, but now more that ever. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting Mud eating now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

To quote a legend in their own life time, Francis T. Time 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Mud eating this is clearly true. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Mud eating and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion

In summary, Mud eating parades along man's streets and man waves back. It sings a new song, it stimulates and figures show it's a winning formular.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Christina Garfunkel: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]

[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books

[3] Weekly Mud eating - Issue 54 - Rhino Media

that's wonderful but i said clay not mud and also i do not believe anything you say

also i would never give you $5 this contest is open to everyone but you

here's a great idea:  write an article accompanied by the video and win $15!

also yeah i don't think play-doh counts as clay

Just for the record clay is scientifically proven to be the same thing as mud

not all mud is clay, if someone told me to write an essay on finches and i instead wrote about birds in general i would get an f

why were you desperately trying to add me on aim in the first place???

because I think its pretty the way the light from the computer screen reflects off of your glasses. It makes you look like that guy from star trek except a girl, I htink its cute X)

but really why were you bothering in the first place?

I didn't even know it was aim every page loads really slowly on ship, I saw that and was curious.

From wikipedia:

Mud is a liquid or semi-liquid mixture of water and some combination of soil, silt, and clay.

So when you eat mud you're eating clay.

when i eat a cake am i eating eggs