almost? how does that work? a still pregnant sister?

world's best uncle.  #1 uncle.

almost? how does that work? a still pregnant sister?

actually, yes. that's exactly what it is.

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A neice in one hand and a nephew in the other like dumb bells. Pumping iron.

don't lock this because it's gonna get uglier than it seems like it will, but that comes later.

I've been an uncle for 10 years now.

that's frickin swell pal. me too, i'm a balding uncle.

















(psst. i'm making a new podcast)

I have 4 nephews and 9 nieces. 

I have 1 niece, who I will probably never get to see again, since her mother is the biggest bitch in the world.  She broke up with my brother a year or two after she was born, and has since been trying to get shittons of child support from him, even though he doesn't even get to see her.

Two years ago was the last time ANYONE in my family got to see her.  We also got a funny story.  Basically my brother lost his job, and got a new one.  She heard he got a new job and re-filed for child support (to try to get more), and when everything went through, the services found out that he made much less, and he no longer has to pay, since he doesn't make as much.  Sucks for my brother, but he seemed to enjoy the fact that she got what she deserved.

Apparently my brother got to see her recently.  Either that or he's REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALY slow about uploading things to facebook.

Anyways...  She should be 9 or 10 this year.

how much of family is that blood crap that people think is important and how much is actually talking to them

Well I don't really feel much connection at all with my family outside of the close family in the household I grew up in. I get on with them fine but I don't look forward to seeing them or want to more than I have to. I think the uk has less respect for family and less closeness within families than basically any other place on earth, and I have less than average within the uk. I have an older half sister that I've never met and I really don't care if I ever do. That's only my extended family though, I feel super close to my uhhh CONJUGAL family I think it's called, AS level sociology bitch.

i'm really close to my "family" family (mom, dad, brother (sort of)) and i'm really close to my aunts because i was around them a lot when i was little, but at the same time there's bits of my extended family that i couldn't care less for.  there's one cousin who is a total meth head and i couldn't give less shits about her.  so i don't think it's a blood thing i think it's just the actual relationships you build with them

My family used to be sick to death of me but I they like me now and I like them too. It's a lot easier to like people when you don't have to live with them all the time. One of the most important challenges facing me is falling into a job at the end of this year and not having to move home as I think that would scupper my chances of getting a flying start in my career.

My sister is not very nice to me. I think she doesn't give a rats ass unless she needs something from me. I am hoping it's just a phase but I don't think I was like that when I was her age.

We don't have any druggies or loonies in my family but my grandparents are amusingly racist. Daily Mail. Nuff Said.

velfarre is an uncle