wow valentines day is the worst film ive ever seen ashton kutcher come on. cant these money grubbing whores even try to be serious.

that was me doing an impression of cocaine.

Entourage is seriously the worst show ever. It glorifies the most disgusting unproductive parasitic and decadent existence. After watching that show my brain felt the way my stomach does after eating McDonalds

like you ate a big ass tapeworm?

Entourage is seriously the worst show ever. It glorifies the most disgusting unproductive parasitic and decadent existence. After watching that show my brain felt the way my stomach does after eating McDonalds

I actually totally agree with you. Entourage leaves a bad taste in my mouth... Yuck.

ive been watching breaking bad

its ok honestly im almost done with season 1 and expected it to get better at this point but it hasnt really

season 1 ruled season 2 is kinda dumb aside from a few episodes

Breaking bad is basically Weeds with meth and cancer and CP so its a little depressing. I love that Bob odenkirk was cast as Saul Goodman because that is the best character for him

yeah but dietcoke is it as good as weeds?

I think I just liked weeds a whole lot because its really funny, that milf is fucking gorgeous, and its about weed. I don't like dudes and meth so much. Also that comedian thats in it I forgot his name but the accountant, he's really good.

I never watched weeds because it seemed like desperate housewives plus weed, and they'd probably have to fabricate some weird mythology around dealin weed to keep it up for freakin 5 seasons.

but I imagine it's gotta be a lot different if you'd describe it as funny and hot milf. there's only sparse black humor in breaking bad and it's probably a lot darker than weeds in general. yeah it is kinda depressing but it's an enjoyable show overall. without giving anything away here's a little preview: http://www.waltswarning.com/?warning=12d6cd10d0

I never watched weeds because it seemed like desperate housewives plus weed, and they'd probably have to fabricate some weird mythology around dealin weed to keep it up for freakin 5 seasons.

but I imagine it's gotta be a lot different if you'd describe it as funny and hot milf. there's only sparse black humor in breaking bad and it's probably a lot darker than weeds in general. yeah it is kinda depressing but it's an enjoyable show overall. without giving anything away here's a little preview: http://www.waltswarning.com/?warning=12d6cd10d0

Well Weeds is pretty funny because it pokes fun at the California suburban sprawl, the whole selling weed thing is actually pretty secondary for most of the episodes.

I thought I'd post this because I thought of it recently, well first everything the guy said in the video sappy love story big eyes endearing alien creatures but also a surefire way to make a blockbuster movie/tv show is to depict something that in real life would be somebody's paranoid delusions or possibly some drug trip and play it completely straight and make them the most sympathetic characters ever - like X-Files (and within the show the Lone Gunmen characters), Enemy of the State, even something like 24 you could stretch your imagination like basically a lot of the first season in particular was like 'I know I'm doing crazy shit and holding random people hostage and carrying a guy's thumb in my pocket but it's totally cool my wife and daughter have been kidnapped please believe me"

I'm sure it's a long list but it's really that general of a movie premise by now it's hard to think of

True Lies

really Sarah Connor's entire character come to think of it

Edit : The Net

Edit: maybe True Lies is a little bit of a stretch but wasn't the whole idea like 'guy gives completely implausible story about what he was doing instead of having an affair but it turns out to be true'. I guess in the real life version Jamie Lee Curtis would be delusional to the point that she imagined all the events of the movie in her head

but yeah basically make them heroic or sexy or a good mother/father or all of these things and you can make the storyline more and more implausible (sarah connor is really the trifecta though being a milf who shoots everything and is batshit insane but has a heart of gold) also develop backstory of mother and son while simultaneously donning skimpier combat gear and bigger guns as the movie progresses. By the logic of the movie they could have turned her into sheba queen of the jungle with a coconut bra and make the audience totally believe it if only Cameron could manage to write some sufficently heart-melting family scene just before

Edit: I didn't watch the second part of the avatar review does avatar incorporate this at all

Edit: oh so if it needed to be said real version of Terminator would be some 300 lb ugly NRA dude who's all infowars.com and kicks his dog every 5 scenes


edit: probably Hitchcock invented the basic premise like 'everyone really is watching me' or 'the world really is coming to an end' and it's in horror movies too I guess (The Omen/The Exorcist would be the worst premise ever if the kid wasn't really Satan and it was just some religious nut) but I think it's quite possible Cameron was the first person to like use tits and stuff instead of writing/mood to sell the idea

ok that's a little bit of a stretch, add 'and win awards this way'

Edit: I don't remember a lot about the Exorcist but isn't there a lot of stuff that sort of could happen, like aren't there a lot of accounts from old times that mirror stuff in the movie but the kid actually had Tourette's for the swearing bit or they had some other mental thing people didn't know about then