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hello here are some boobs. who's following the evony story??


Now, it just so happens that if you click an actual Evony ad, you'll be greeted with this:


Turns out it is a pretty terrible online version of Civilization that has nothing to do with boobs!

Turns out the whole thing is some dumb scam. A very, very successful one at that.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/gamesblog/2009/jul/15/games-evony-spam-internet
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Quite possibly. If you've been anywhere near the internet in recent weeks, you may well have noticed the vast number of promotions for a game called Evony – campaigns on websites featuring buxom fantasy queens; countless Google ads and (more disturbingly) millions of spam comments left on blogs.

On the surface, Evony is a pretty standard online strategy game – a simulation in which players take the role of a medieval noble who must build up an empire. But the way the game has been marketed has created a bit of a stir: the games marketer Bruce Everiss has charted the volume of spam being sent by its creators, while Jeff Atwood, a US programmer and blogger, has documented the ads' increasingly racy nature – from a simple medieval warrior promising the game would be "free forever", through a string of increasingly racy images ... until, finally, it was simply advertising itself by showing a pair of breasts.

"Thanks for showing us what it means to take advertising on the internet to the absolute rock bottom ... then dig a sub-basement under that, and keep on digging until you reach the white-hot molten core of the Earth," he wrote last week.

It's not just the advertising that has got the internet up in arms, however – the game itself has drawn criticism from many quarters. Evony takes its inspiration from Civilization, the classic Sid Meier series. In fact, its slavish devotion stretches not only to its original name – it was known as Civony until recently – but also to the details of the game itself; a format so familiar that more than a few gamers to question whether Evony has simply ripped off its predecessors.

And as if bad advertising and tenuous intellectual property were not enough, the game is also under fire for its business model – a system that seems intent on getting players to spend as much money as possible. Players are encouraged to buy in-game extras to speed their progress – but the confusing way the game prices its add-ons means that many users may not realise that a simple action, such as sending a message to another player, can cost 15p a time.

All of this has swirled into a storm of criticism around Evony – except on the game's own web forums, where mentions of its most controversial practices are deleted by moderators. So if Evony is the world's most despised game, who is behind it?

It turns out that the site's backers are equally unpopular. Evony is the product of Universal Multiplayer Game Entertainment (UMGE), a developer linked to a Chinese gold-farming operation called WoWMine. That site has also come in for regular criticism, but the real kicker comes with the news that the company's owners are being sued by Microsoft over allegations of click fraud.

Perhaps Evony isn't the most hated game on the internet: but it certainly runs close.

hey i bolded some parts of that article for emphasis because we always do that

Anyways, Evony tried to sue the blogger that was mentioned in that article. You can read about it here.

Most recently, some crazy shit has been going down with that whole thing--read the cached post here.


So, who's been following this? And what do you all think? It looks pretty gross to me  :blarg:
Last Edit: February 27, 2010, 04:04:02 am by Sapsuker
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Um, I think that whoever falls for the tricks are the real boobs.
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Um, I think that whoever falls for the tricks are the real boobs.

topic complete, this is the best post
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I tried Evony for a bit before their ad campaign became completely ridiculous. I was not impressed by the game at all.
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the story that exploded........eight months ago.

No but seriously, this guy wrote a lot of blog articles about this last year.
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Um, I think that whoever falls for the tricks are the real boobs.

damn son

i kind of instinctively write off anything i see in ads as some kind of scam or whatever (i am your dad on the internet) but i'm always kind of fascinated by ads which just go all the way with stupid advertising tropes past the point of coherence or style at all so they're just desperately attacking you with tits and buzzwords and flashing colours. FREE WOW GOLD ELFWIFE [ELFS][ELF ][/ELF] SECRET TRIAL HOT!!! FIND MORE marvin gaye videos WITH FREE WOW GOLD TRIAL ON WWW.KOBOLDHUNTER.NK BEST FREE WEBGAME FOR WOW GOLD AND ELFTRIALS.
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It was obviously scam but I clicked the ad anyway
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i love boobs.
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yeah, the story exploded a long time ago and i expected to see a topic but there wasn't
but like YESTERDAY they decided to censor the blogger
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the story that exploded........eight months ago.

No but seriously, this guy wrote a lot of blog articles about this last year.

Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation.
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Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation.

No problem, it was fresh in my mammary.
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Oh look the game uses age of empires graphics and stole runescape layouts.

Quick, grab your ripped chipsets and squaresoft panoramas; it's time to make millions in the click business.
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first world problems itt

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

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I love Evony

I also love lowermybills.com

I have a feeling the advertising guy for the latter actually knows a LOT about surrealism and shit, the ads seriously remind me of that one article I read one time about old advertisements from the 50's where the lady has an extra arm or leg and you don't consciously notice it but the ad burrows into your brain like arghh - but they do all they can to look like no effort was put into it/naive/however you want to put it

and the jerky looping animations I seriously think they had some jacob's ladder shit in mind

Edit: speaking of which japfags wouldn't bother me as much if they at least would admit vidcons are constantly referencing random western movies and crap, not saying all anime/videogame fanboys are completely out of the loop with their own pop culture but some things are just blatantly some japanese guys watched one or two movies for inspiration and started making a game. Like Silent Hill is Jacob's Ladder the fuck
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