i got cancer of you having worse cancer than me and i got cancer of my horn

i've got cancer of your cancer and all the people who do/do not have cancer and cancer of my wife's horn

i have cancer of every letter combination that's ever been spoken, written, typed, or thought about. every time some slack-jawed neanderthal pounds their face on their keyboard i get a new cancer

i know guys lets make loads of crap jokes with the word cancer in

twitter is fun if you enjoy messaging barack obama and accusing him of being a cannibal

i messaged the pro football player nate burleson and asked him if he children have some sort of genetic defect and he accidentally retweeted it for everyone to see. he has some sort of learning disability and couldn't figure out how to remove it from his page either, so my tweet accusing his children of being deformed is there for all eternity. this is the most fun you can have on twitter.

i messaged the pro football player nate burleson and asked him if he children have some sort of genetic defect and he accidentally retweeted it for everyone to see. he has some sort of learning disability and couldn't figure out how to remove it from his page either, so my tweet accusing his children of being deformed is there for all eternity. this is the most fun you can have on twitter.

uh....yuck.

uh....yuck.

i don't feel an awful lot of sympathy for attention hogs like that piece of shit, using twitter to whine about how many more millions of fucking dollars he needs. it's kinda nice having a little outlet for informing such people that they are enormous wastes of human life, and even better when they're actually stupid enough to post what you say on their page.

i messaged the pro football player nate burleson and asked him if he children have some sort of genetic defect and he accidentally retweeted it for everyone to see. he has some sort of learning disability and couldn't figure out how to remove it from his page either, so my tweet accusing his children of being deformed is there for all eternity. this is the most fun you can have on twitter.

please repeat this with chad ochocinco.... also T.O.

hundley your tweets seriously made me cry laughing once. i think it was your barack obama cannibal one, and it just came up out of nowhere on my twitter dashboard or whatever they're calling it, in between a friend talking about putting salt on their toast and some other shit.

gunthernet - best twitter award 2k9/2k10

please repeat this with chad ochocinco.... also T.O.

i didn't know T.O. was on twitter!!! i must find him.

i don't think i even really need to make fun of ochocinco. he does it so well himself. i was actually on his page last night and there's like an entire page of tweets to the jets db kerry rhodes going WHERE YOU AT BRUH I'M AT THE CLUB WHERE YOU AT.

now that i think about it, we should collectively bombard him with messages going BRUH I'M DOWN HERE WITH THAT LIMO YOU COMIN???? it'd be like chad johnson meets franz kafka.

hundley your tweets seriously made me cry laughing once. i think it was your barack obama cannibal one, and it just came up out of nowhere on my twitter dashboard or whatever they're calling it, in between a friend talking about putting salt on their toast and some other shit.

gunthernet - best twitter award 2k9/2k10

hahaha that juxtaposition was completely intentional i assure you.

i'm actually surprised anybody has ever laughed at my twitters!! so many terrible inside jokes

Twitter is great for the same reason its awful, all the private lives of public figures are all up on the net and anyone can get up in their shit and be obnoxious as possible. You can basically troll huge numbers of people effortlessly

Hey here's a picture of a dick, check on this dick 50000 people following #haitirelief

Twitter is great for the same reason its awful, all the private lives of public figures are all up on the net and anyone can get up in their shit and be obnoxious as possible. You can basically troll huge numbers of people effortlessly

i do like how it totally erases the mystique of these totally worthless celebrities. like we all kinda figured shaquille o'neal did little but drag his knuckles when the camera wasn't on him, but thanks to twitter everybody can KNOW FOR CERTAIN that he has a third grade reading comprehension level. you can pretty much arbitrarily pick any famous person and truly see how completely and totally worthless they are. i hope people are PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS and see that these people are not worth giving a shit about, but that's probably wishful thinking.

ahhaha that's the best.

i'll consider this. i just don't know what to say in it!! or why!

I was just watching a live stream of tv's limmy playing modern warfare 2 and who did I see but hundley in the chat. It's a small tweetosphere.