Foreign Joining the military after college (Read 1177 times)

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ASVAB is a cake walk man, compared to the SAT it's like the IQ test in Idiocracy.

oh for sure. it was real easy. i took it in highschool,m and i took a practice one today. it was a 4 part pre-test and i scored high in everything except one of the math sections. because math is gay.
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math is a faggot
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in my high school for some reason they made every junior at the school take the asvab unless their parents didn't want them to.  i still kind of find this weird, but regardless i got one of the highest grades out of my class.


i still have no clue why, and i got calls for years from recruiters.
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yeah they recently stopped calling me a year or so ago.

When I started shipping I told a navy recruiter that I was a merchant mariner and made more money than they could pay me and I already got full health benefits, plus I can go wherever the hell I want if I can find a ship going there. He said "oh, well never mind then" and hung up.

then one time I got called by the army and told them I was gay as hell but the guy still tried to talk me into going so I hung up on him.
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math is a faggot

i giggled way too hard at this :(
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belross, what kind of air force roles are stationed.. exotically? just out of interest ;)
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in my high school for some reason they made every junior at the school take the asvab unless their parents didn't want them to.  i still kind of find this weird, but regardless i got one of the highest grades out of my class.


i still have no clue why, and i got calls for years from recruiters.
I skipped it and got high with my homie. I think I got like 2 calls from recruiters and blew them off 8-)
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belross, what kind of air force roles are stationed.. exotically? just out of interest ;)
Well, most of them really. Bases overseas need mundane shit like cooks and mechanics and gate guards and shit. Of course all those jobs are super boring and shitty, but if you don't care what your job is, it's possible to get stationed overseas. Then again, there are a limited number of overseas billets (most assignments are CONUS) and the assignment system is basically random as far as the average bloke is concerned, so you're never guaranteed where you'll end up.

Jobs that actually do cool shit and travel a lot (at least in the Air Force) are the flying positions, like pilots, crew members, flying crew chiefs, etc. They do like 90% of all travel.

Kami, since you are apparently considering this post-college, you ARE intending to get a commission and be an officer, right? Almost any 4 year degree will do, and officers make assloads more than enlisted saps.
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We may have missed some of each-other's points but
u totally sound like a moron.
Yes. I know.

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kami has said and done lot of shit but that was just childhish fatty, you are grounded... tch tch mia bira kalipoli fatty. mia bira.

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math is great. maybe if you studied more math you could learn a more lucrative skill set outside of 'knowing about japan' :)
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naw math does suck

basic math is ok but once youstart using theletters too now that shit is the devil
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Nope sorry dog, algebra owns
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you know how I passed algebra?

evangel

thats how

just ask him
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