Fruity Being Homosexual is the new Heterosexual (Read 487 times)

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So I don't know about you guys, but for me and almost all of my friends, we are constantly super gay with each other. It started off with a penis joke here and there, but now all we do is go on these ridiculous tangents that are incredibly hilarious and of the most gay. I'm talking intense wrestling, an endless plethora of penis jokes, games of grab ass, you name it. We just got back from a trip, and seriously, all we did was comment on how massive this eastern-european dude's dick must be, yelling phrases like "I plow pussy like big farmer!" on and on and on.

This trip happened to be a big conference called East Zone where MSA groups from all across the east coast came (this year, it was in Atlanta). And it got me thinking - are we incredibly gay or do a lot of guys do this stuff when they get together, all bromantic and what not. Ironically, this trip was a Muslim Conference where we talked about our faith and being good Muslims, but in the hotel rooms, it was just retarded.

I wasn't there for THIS one...


I'm the one laughing like a maniac in the back...

Relax, there's no nudity. I can't believe my friend actually did this one...

Before anyone says anything, I'm fully aware that we are shockingly homosexual. But seriously guys, it's so funny, you just have to be there.

Last Edit: April 05, 2010, 07:37:41 am by XxNemesis29xX

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it's because you're all a bunch of sexually repressed muslims and probably a couple of you are genuine closet cases
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nope this is normal. i'm sure you all feel somewhat angry when you see attractive women too, don't worry, you're not gay. just a dick.
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you've been told all your life that sex is wrong, especially gay sex, and when you cut loose with a bunch of your bros in a hotel room a bunch of sexual energy and strong feelings start erupting and the only way to release the tension is through some old fashioned skin-on-skin rough-housing with the boys and veiling your feelings with irony

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you've been told all your life that sex is wrong, especially gay sex, and when you cut loose with a bunch of your bros in a hotel room a bunch of sexual energy and strong feelings start erupting and the only way to release the tension is through some old fashioned skin-on-skin rough-housing with the boys and veiling your feelings with irony
You know, that's what a psychologist would say, or heck, I would probably think it too if I didn't know everyone so well. But there isn't really any repression or feelings or enery or anything like that, a buncha guys humping another as the only way for him to wake up is hilarious (it was 2pm, and he would not wake up for the life of him).



This however was pure raging homosexuality, pent up from years of repression and forbidden desire.

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you've been told all your life that sex is wrong, especially gay sex, and when you cut loose with a bunch of your bros in a hotel room a bunch of sexual energy and strong feelings start erupting and the only way to release the tension is through some old fashioned skin-on-skin rough-housing with the boys and veiling your feelings with irony

nah they're all very very straight but i'd wager that their upbringing has left them with a fairly strong fear of women, but since they don't want to have sex with men and men don't make them nervous (don't have to lower the gaze) they feel comfortable doing gay stuff. ironically it's reinforcing their horrible heterosexuality, it's not repressed homosexuality emerging imo
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haha GAY! GAY SEX!! HOMO GAY!!
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ive done some gay bromance shit from time to time but maaan this is wild
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