who cares about the prom anyways

I never went to the prom instead I got drunk as hell with my friends fuck the prom all it is is red carpet for tweens

Pretty sure they don't let twelve-year-olds go to prom but thanks for trying to sound badass as usual!


I took some girl to my prom who I had a crush on and she turned out to be the most boring date ever and eventually ditched me to ???
I still had a good time but there were at least two girls I knew well who ended up getting "friend dates" because nobody asked them who 100% would have said yes to me and 50% would have intercoursed me so I regret asking my boring date

Her mom was a real milf (mom I'd like to facebook) and we got along great, though!

Had one sorta, damn embarrasing, when someone made a rumor I like this fat girl, fat girl thinks she decided to want to dance with me, even teachers shoved him thinking that. Oh well, school sucked.