pornography is dead and i am a dead man wanking

"rockman is dead" - pornography

if i heard that in a pornography i would jump out of my foreskin

what are said dangers, you should warn others

That's it for me. No more pornography. Only natural masturbation.

since i am fucking tired, i read this as "only mutual masturbation"

I've fapped 3 times since I wrote this, true story... but the real tragedy is that internet porn has spoiled me. Back in my mid teen years I could it could stroke it to the memory of what a particular girls ass looked like in a pair of skin tight jeans, or a brief second of semi-clarity of an areola or meat curtain watching scrambled cable soft-core. Now a days, with the variety of FREE porn on the internet, I search for just the right girl in just the right position to rub one off to. If I'd had this resource as a young teen, the flesh on my cock would've looked like a fried turkey.

It's crazy, I could pull up a vid in 30 secs and fap, but just a while ago I shit you not, I spent 50 minutes looking for just the right shit to pull one out to. The worst part of it is now when your internet goes down and your sitting there like... wait, what am I supposed to jack off to now? pictures?!!!? Memories of conquered cum-dumpsters??!!? Blasphemy.

my Porn standards>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IRL standards.



No cliff notes, do not read all that shit.

christ

alucard's the guy who walks into a AA meeting, is greeted kindly by everyone at first, but then tells his story and somehow manages to make every alcoholic in the room feel uncomfortable

nice going

no

hey alucard, don't listen to ase.

The vast majority of porn is fucking gross

alucard's the guy who walks into a AAA meeting, is greeted kindly by everyone at first, but then tells his story and somehow manages to make every alcoholic in the room feel uncomfortable

nice going

I'm a AAA member, I didn't know they had meetings bit it sure is convenient to be able to call them if I need a jump or short distance tow

isn't aaa the car association? i can see why they'd be uncomfortable.

also i think the only thing porn leads to is more porn but that's kind of awful in itself and it carries the risk that one day you wake up and find you've turned into a........ porn afficionado *sips brie* like alucard.

haha oop

In the UK the AA is both the car breakdown service AND alcoholics anonymous. Oh the misunderstandings!