my mom used to give me sandwiches like that in my lunch, only it wasn't great value brand turkey and it was american cheese instead of kraft singles and cheap store brand wheat bread instead of white. the cheap store brand wheat bread we used to get is offensively bland and much worse than normal tasteless white bread. the sandwich would get moist from being packed in the lunch box and would end up smelling like hell by the time I got to it. one time at a picnic table in the sun with bees buzzing around a nearby trash can I gagged on one of these sandwiches. that's growing up. my kids will experience the same thing.
also a couple times my mom packed me canned vienna sausages in a watery beef broth. I remember the first time I got them I pulled back the metal lid, not knowing what they were but expecting something similar to breakfast sausage. instead these sausages were clammy, tan-pink logs soaking in greasy clear yellow broth. some of the broth spilled over the side of the can and got on the table, under the dim fluorescent lighting of the windowless cafeteria. for some reason, I guess because I was a kid, I actually started eating em. the first one was really gross, but I know I at least started a second because I didn't want to waste food. there were 7 in a can. I gave one to my fat friend who would always eat my leftovers but even he didn't want any!! I'm still not sure they're supposed to be eaten raw
I've got some questions to ask when I get back home. anyone else have similar experiences? if you ever had to eat kraft singles plain as a kid it's ok you're already in the club.