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Hey everyone. I know a lot of you are from the U.S. Anyone here from Kentucky, or been there before? Just trying to get the skinny on the place. What's it all about, etc? I'm from England y'see, and until a few days ago couldn't even place the state on a map, so I'm interested in finding out more. And is it true they have their own brand of fried chicken and bourbon?

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Vellfire's from kentucky, she knows the colonel personally. He's on her speed dial, any time she needs chicken day or night.
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Well, Kentucky is the home of the KFC Famous Mashed Potato Bowl.
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it's me i am

i am out of town right now tho so i will have to wait until later (maybe tomorrow) to tell you about this
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btw if you could think of specific things you wanna know it would help, otherwise when i get time i'll just write some big rambling thing about kentucky
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kentucky produces 95% of the worlds bourbon. thats what an advertisement said in this cigar aficionado magazine
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esiann has a girl friend named kentucky.
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fuck kentucky there is no sea there its a claustrophobic state
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btw if you could think of specific things you wanna know it would help, otherwise when i get time i'll just write some big rambling thing about kentucky

Just your opinion of what it's like to live there. What it's like as a place. What's it all about, this Kentucky? Its measurements and turn ons, turn offs, favourite foods. Just more of an enlightening picture of the place than wikipedia is likely to give me.
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are you going to kentucky gareth? why kentucky, if you are?
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are you going to kentucky gareth? why kentucky, if you are?

I'm probably not. My friend potentially has a job there, but I suppose he's pretty apprehensive about just packing up and going to the U.S, so he asked if I'd wanna go with him. Now, I dunno whether I'd be able to get a job, or if not whether it'd be a decent place to just be for a month or 2 and see a bit of the country. To be honest, I don't know what I'm doing next week, let alone in a year and there are few more long term possibilities appearing in the distance at the moment, so I'm just trying to consider everything. Kentucky is not a place  I'd ever thought of going, if my friend was moving to New York I'd be there in a flash for example, but then had someone told me a few years ago that I'd be spending 6 months of 2009 in South America I would have laughed at them, so I guess being open is a good thing.
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Just your opinion of what it's like to live there. What it's like as a place. What's it all about, this Kentucky? Its measurements and turn ons, turn offs, favourite foods. Just more of an enlightening picture of the place than wikipedia is likely to give me.

Well, let's see what I can think to tell you (I am horribly tired from the trip I just made because I had to wake up at ass-o'clock so hopefully this is coherent):

The first thing you need to know about Kentucky is that it's mostly rural.  Tons and tons of small towns with little to nothing in them.  However, it's not entirely DEVOID of big towns either.  Lexington, Bowling Green, Frankfort and Louisville are the big ones, with Louisville being the most "big town" of them.  No matter where you are in Kentucky one of those towns should be pretty close to you.  But yeah, expect to see a lot of farms and mountains.  Kentucky is pretty much all mountains!  If you like hills and trees you're good.  Also horses, we have the Kentucky Derby so you could expect to see plenty of horses everywhere you go.  iirc the horse industry makes up a HUGE portion of Kentucky's income.  I think we'd probably completely fall apart as a state without it.

When it comes to I guess natural beauty it's pretty damn nice.  If you're far enough south, the town I live in has Cumberland Falls, which is a big ol' waterfall.  It is one of the only remaining places in the world where you can see a moonbow, which is basically just a nighttime rainbow.  I think it's going to be visible tonight, actually.  There's also (farther west, I think) Mammoth Cave, which I have only been to once and it was when I was a little kid on a class field trip.  Mammoth Cave is the longest cave system in the world, you can take plenty of tours down there and just see bunches of cave, it's p. awesome if you're into that sort of thing.

My town also has the first KFC, which I guess is just sort of a small tourist attraction.  I never really got why people would go OUT OF THEIR WAY to see it but I guess some people are into that sort of thing???  Basically our KFC has a small museum in it, with a bunch of Colonel Sanders' belongings (maybe his entire bedroom??? I think that's part of it).  I mean if you were already in town and wanted some cheap chicken there's no reason not to check it out, but I don't get people going out of their way for it. 

Since you asked about food, let me tell you about it--country cookin'.  That's what you'll mostly find, outside of chain restaurants and a handful of other local places.  You can find tons of tiny hole-in-the-wall country cooking places.  My favorite is Jean's in Mount Vernon, KY, best goddamn chicken I've had in my life.  So yeah, places with chicken and porkchops and cornbread and insanely good breakfasts--that sort of thing--are all over the place.  Pretty greasy, but tasty.

I guess the biggest thing is the people though.  Kentucky is a combination of the absolute best and absolute worst people.  On one end of the spectrum you have the type of people who would do absolutely anything for you, who take the idea of "southern hospitality" very seriously and are just the nicest dang people ever.  Just real, down to earth people who believe in being good to each other.  However, you also have the really awful ignorant racist rednecks who say things like GAYS CAN'T GET MARRIED THEY'LL HAVE DEFORMED CHILDREN and ARE IRAN AND IRAQ DIFFERENT COUNTRIES?????  I suppose there is a bit of a middle ground, but most people lean pretty heavily towards one of those two types of people.  It's probably the grossest thing about living here, having to deal with the bad end of that spectrum.

Hmmm I'm not too sure what else to add.  In terms of nature it's pretty damn cool to live here, but there's some pretty awful people (and they aren't entirely balanced out by the good ones).  There's also sometimes a pretty bad lack of SHIT TO DO, but I mean if you have never been here before I'm sure you'd be more interested in everything than someone who's lived here their whole life.  Most of the time when me and my friends hang out we just stay at my house and play games or watch movies, or go to a local school and play soccer.  Besides going out to eat there's not a whole lot of activities to do, but also I live in a much smaller town than say Lexington or Louisville.  I'm moving to Bowling Green this fall, so I'll have a lot more interesting shit to do than here.  Where is your bud's job?  If I knew I might be able to tell you more about that specific place though it depends on how big it is.

Really though for a month or two you could probably enjoy yourself.  I mean, it's definitely not the number one cool place to go in the US but if you just want to go to some random nowhere place then you'd probably enjoy it.  Cost of living is pretty low compared to the rest of the country, so that's always a plus.  I guess overall Kentucky's just an average li'l place.  If you want like Kentucky landmarks or notable things or whatever to read up on, you could read about Mammoth Cave, Cumberland Falls, Tombstone Junction, KFC, Daniel Boone, Kentucky Derby...eh yeah just that sort of thing.
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if you are visiting the south and are unfamiliar with its ways you must do one or more of the following to effectively "live the life" regardless of personal preference or lifestyle

you gotta go:

- deer huntin'
- fishin'
- muddin'
- BBQ-in'

out here when we want to go out and look at the scenery we use four wheelers instead of our feet, americans don't like walking a whole lot because it makes our stomachs jiggle and we sweat alot.  Make sure when you're four wheeling you go very very fast because as an american we get distracted very easily and if you aren't going a minimum 35mph you will probably fall asleep.

also when in the country, make sure you are adequately hydrated. it can get really hot out there so make sure you bring plenty of bud light.
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You forgot flea-marketin'.  That's my favorite.  Though fishin' and BBQ-in' is p. good too.

Playing some cornhole doesn't hurt.  And if you're stuck in a small town with nothing to do, nobody is going to look down on you for hanging out at Walmart.  It's been known to happen more than anyone wants to admit.
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yeah cornhole and horseshoes

and I go to wallmart all the time, its the poor mans mall
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there are few states i think are less interesting than where im from but kentucky is definitely one of them




other lame states: arkansas, idaho, iowa
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anything that isn't on the west or east coast is basically lame.  sorry.
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not true,

michigan, nevada, arizona, canada, colorado, maybe even texas, these are all great states