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Farren

#1 June 15, 2010, 02:26:13 am
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Yeah apparently they closed down the highways and made some big deal because obama is coming to the beach to look at the damage done from the oil and he came in tonight or is coming in or something. He's supposed to be going around looking at stuff tomorrow I guess and I'm pretty sure it'll be directly infront of where I'm staying


what should I do
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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tuxedo marx

#2 June 15, 2010, 02:28:17 am
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aim to the left and up from his breast pocket. you have only one shot so do not miss. good luck.
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everyclear

#3 June 15, 2010, 02:32:10 am
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ask him to pick your cotton
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#4 June 15, 2010, 02:34:20 am
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GW Bush had to inviade iraq for oil, but for obama the shit just washes up on the beach for him
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crone_lover720

#5 June 15, 2010, 02:44:04 am
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try to be at the most culturally significant home-town food joint in the area, and after he arrives and orders up some of the local fare make sure to mention how this whole crisis was in fact a ploy by the GOP to gain public awareness and support of Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal for the 2012 presidential race.
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Hundley

#6 June 15, 2010, 02:53:02 am
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just ignore him. just because he's deemed significant doesn't mean he actually is.
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jamie

#7 June 15, 2010, 02:56:02 am
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find out where he's going and make those areas really stinky. get some rotten durians and drop them all over the place, or lay down a turd for him to discover. just stink the whole place out.
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Ryan

#8 June 15, 2010, 02:59:39 am
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ask him where his birth certificate is
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Rajew

#9 June 15, 2010, 03:18:59 am
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The best thing to do is ignore him. You know he actually get's paid reparations by the government if his protests get ruined? That's all he's really doing, showing up at these places and doing really skeazy things so people will come and disrupt him and he gets paid.
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Master Tea

#10 June 15, 2010, 03:23:14 am
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have a mojito w/ him down by the beach in your shoobies talk about magic the gathering
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Allen Hunter

#11 June 15, 2010, 03:27:21 am
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sell him to a slave ttradder

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Хорошая работа для для того чтобы потерять ваше время путем перенести этот никудышный блок текста в английском.
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jamie

#12 June 15, 2010, 04:00:05 am
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sell him to a slave ttradder

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ask him to pick your cotton

These ideas are bogus.

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ask him where his birth certificate is

This one is kind of bogus.
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tuxedo marx

#13 June 15, 2010, 04:01:30 am
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thanks for your unwitting endorsement jamie
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Farren

#14 June 15, 2010, 04:07:58 am
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I'm gonna challange him to a game of bball except here we don't have baskets so we gotta use the back of a pickup truck
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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#15 June 15, 2010, 05:12:42 am
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im pretty sure the durian thing is illegal if not in the US then in countries where the durian is more common


also mark that was the best post i've read in a long time did you write that yourself?
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dada

#16 June 15, 2010, 08:54:28 am
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hold up a sign saying "at least the MIDDLE EASTERN SHORELINES are still CLEAN! WAKE UP AMERICA!!"
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Bill Murray

#17 June 15, 2010, 10:43:49 am
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smother yourself in oil, get to the beach before him and start rolling around in agony just as he arrives
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Carrion Crow

#18 June 15, 2010, 12:40:19 pm
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alert the other klan members
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Swordfish

#19 June 15, 2010, 03:52:05 pm
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Quote from: ed on June 15, 2010, 12:40:19 pm
alert the other klan members

That was just uncalled for.

ask him when change is going to be changed?
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Farren

#20 June 15, 2010, 06:35:39 pm
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FAQ: we have a part of the beach directly adjacent to my place where all of the black folks hang out or used to hang out and the racist locals call it "chicken bone beach"

I'm going to tell him not to worry about that part its always fucked up
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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