thanks for ruining the topic rhuan

on a related note in order to keep whats left of this shit topic breathing, I might be switching sides.

I got my mom to make me a professional resume and put it out online for an oil relief job. She told me today that she used to work with a guy in the coastguard who had a heart attack a couple months ago and got transferred over to heading the oil relief effort via the coastguard in mobile, AL or something.

I usually jinx myself with shit like this but hopefully I can get the hookup, make some more money, and do something actually worth a fuck (saving environment) instead of being stuck on a stationary ship all the time.

presidents still travel in  motorcades? have we learned nothing 

yeah

actually, he told me it was around a mile long and stretched from the toll booth leading onto the island the beach is on (where I live) all the way back to the beginning of the bridge infront of the toll booth.

So basically the entire motorcade restricted itself to a long fucking bridge

that is not smart

hold stand behind him and hold up a sign that reads doug beach