Topic: hipster christianity -- is this website a spoof? (Read 847 times)

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FOCUS DUDES FOCUS ON THE FOCUSING FOCUS ON IT.

FOCUS ON THE THREAD GET IN THE GAME
GET OUR HEAD IN THE GAME YOUR HEAD.
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I went to a Christian private school for 5 years of my life. As a result, I don't have many friends back home because they are either

1) Dumb Italian kids who lived 40 minutes who wear fitted caps and act like idiots at clubs.

2) I'm a devil among the religious.

After attending "chapel" for 45 minutes every week, and skimming a few pages of the first chapter. I'm 100% sure this is real. I mean I've seen books being sold at retreats and shit about how Star Wars promotes and holds various Christian themes.

This kind of thing doesn't surprise me man.
oh boy 45 minutes a week oh boy that sounds like SUCH a long time oh boy oh boy try that length for every FUCKING DAY of high school
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Q: how many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: it's a pretty obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it.
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god damnit is PBR hipster now?
i swear to god this sounds like the plot of a south park episode but i can totally see this "hipster" witch-hunt turning out to be a ploy put together by the clothing industry and other markets that cater to young adults/tweens

i have had the same haircut since highschool and all of a sudden i have a "justin berbie" haircut



don't even acknowledge this site it is about as innovative as "h-date" or any of the good forum ads
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pbr is hipster i think.  ive always known it as the "hipster beer" etc but idk.  honestly i hate GENRE-ing people for the most part.
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im probably a hipester
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god damnit is PBR hipster now?

Yes.

http://hipsterhitler.com/2010/09/beer/
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