Never got to mention this and I've been meaning to for awhile, but it's cool that you're putting this time and effort into this. Even though the community has seen some better days and may not see them again. BUT WE WILL NOT ENTERTAIN THA TPOSSIBILITY.
"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel