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Mince Wobley

#41 October 16, 2010, 02:32:09 am

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Quote from: ed on October 15, 2010, 08:11:12 pm

1. I once released a dance/electronica album which received some good crits but was then eaten by hard drive failure and the internet.
2. I once ejaculated in my girlfriend's mouth and it came out of her nose for hours after.
3. I am currently writing a paper about the motion-tracking limits of the Nintendo Wii Remote.

2 is false

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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Warped655

#42 October 16, 2010, 02:35:57 am

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BTW, I think ASE's 1 is false.

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kayo Hairbinger

#43 October 16, 2010, 02:36:15 am

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1 I keep a picture of Beyonce on my desk
2 I did not finish school
3 I order large pizzas with bacon for myself every friday

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crone_lover720

#44 October 16, 2010, 02:43:50 am

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1 i had uncontrollable diarrhea in my pants at school so i had to throw the underwear away. i got in trouble for being late to class
2 a girl once ased me to taste her poop.
3 i used to frequent gaiaonline where i meticulously constructed a very smartly dressed avatar and owned my own guild

ed is 1 ase is polish so 1 is believable and i'm going with 2

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ase

#45 October 16, 2010, 05:02:02 am

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yeah 2 is the lie. I can swim... just not very well

earlchip: im hoping 2 is the lie

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Warped655

#46 October 16, 2010, 05:19:32 am

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I think 3 is a lie. But also hope I'm wrong and that 2 is actually the lie.

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datamanc3r

#47 October 19, 2010, 05:08:06 am

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1. I once went to school in my boxers.
2. When I was a baby my parents auditioned me to be Alfalfa's little brother in The Little Rascals, the movie.
3. My girlfriend is deaf.

"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel

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crone_lover720

#48 October 19, 2010, 05:27:10 am

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juris's is a tric question. they are all true.

Quote from: ase on October 16, 2010, 05:02:02 am

yeah 2 is the lie. I can swim... just not very well

earlchip: im hoping 2 is the lie

it's supposed to be asked not ased don't worry!!

and yeah they're sorta all true but i guess it's 2 because although she literally said "have you ever tasted" it was implied.

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AdderallApocalypse

#49 October 19, 2010, 01:49:08 pm

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Juris, I know that #3 is true because you mentioned her before - I'm going to go with #1.

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Pulits

#50 October 20, 2010, 09:26:24 am

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1. I once kicked a cop in the balls.
2. One time I got so drunk I woke up in a hospital
3. I've run naked in the street

"I think EVERYONE here on GW has to have cranked one out over Pulits or Trujin before. How's it feel, guys?" - Christophomicus <--Feels great, btw.

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Carrion Crow

#51 October 20, 2010, 10:08:12 am

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All of mine were true.

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datamanc3r

#52 October 21, 2010, 02:30:20 am

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Quote from: AdderallApocalypse on October 19, 2010, 01:49:08 pm

Juris, I know that #3 is true because you mentioned her before - I'm going to go with #1.

Hahaha, actually #3 was a trick question because it's in the present tense. 3 is the lie, we broke up awhile ago.

Yes, I did go to school in my boxers once, in like...first grade. Halfway through the day I noticed that there was a hole in the crotch area, so I sat at a table through the entire recess and lunch period. Everyone was like "Hey Jonathan why aren't you playing with us?" I just pretended I was pissed and moody. Later that day we were all sitting in a group circle. Here I am, sitting crosslegged but trying to cover up, while the fat guy next to me was like "MISS M! JONATHAN ISN'T PARTICIPATING TODAY! HE SHOULDN'T GET A STICKER!" I was pretty pissed after that, because stickers were the shit back then. But I did literally nothing ALL day. I'm surprised the teacher didn't say anything.

AWKWARD TURTLE MOMENT OVER.

@ed: 2 has to be false, because, you know, physically impossible.
@pulits: you know for the hell of it, I'ma say 2 is false because it seems like the most likely.

Last Edit: October 21, 2010, 02:34:03 am by Juris

"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel

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Madolah

#53 October 27, 2010, 10:31:40 pm

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1. I have for about 4 months now been tattooing

2. I break out in hives from Insect bites/stings (ie: Mosquitoes and Bees)

3. I have lived in Saskatchewan for 1 1/2 months when I was 13years old

#2 is a lie. I do not break out in hives. I just dislike them.
I Lived in Saskatchewan for 1 1/2 months because I was on a Youth Venture Student Exchange. It was actually pretty Sweet.

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Ghost_Aspergers

#54 October 27, 2010, 10:45:47 pm

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1. I roomed with a bunch of gay dudes at a convention.

2. I have worked in the gay porn industry.

3. I am gay.

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dada

#55 October 28, 2010, 12:01:31 am

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Quote from: Ghost_Aspergers on October 27, 2010, 10:45:47 pm

1. I roomed with a bunch of gay dudes at a convention.

2. I have worked in the gay porn industry.

3. I am gay.

I KNEW you'd eventually start drawing gay porn. Way more lucrative than concept art after all.

Must be 3.

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dada

#56 October 28, 2010, 12:02:17 am

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Also nobody's guessing mine anymore but

Quote from: Dada on October 13, 2010, 08:51:06 pm

1. I am active in my local Green Party.
2. One time, while riding a bicycle, I got hit by a car going about 40 kmph. Had to be brought to the hospital by ambulance with police escort. Aside from a few scrape wounds and muscle pains I was alright, though. The full work-up they gave me brought a rare but mostly harmless heart defect to light (an abnormality of the aortic valve) for which I now carry a small red card in my wallet.
3. At age 12 I modeled for a clothing brand and my pictures were on display in stores all over Holland.

1 is the lie.

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Ghost_Aspergers

#57 October 28, 2010, 04:37:25 am

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Quote from: Dada on October 28, 2010, 12:01:31 am

I KNEW you'd eventually start drawing gay porn. Way more lucrative than concept art after all.

Must be 3.

Yep. I should have stuck with graphic design. You know... a real industry.

And yeah... I've never been paid $50 an hour doing concept art. Not that concept art ever has any big or ongoing dealios. The same goes for indie comics as a colorist (though when doing covers it comes close).

Gay porn on the other hand...

Last Edit: October 28, 2010, 04:41:02 am by Ghost_Aspergers

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The One

#58 October 28, 2010, 06:32:15 am

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1. when i was a kid i had a crush on android 18
2. my parents once caught me watching a porno dvd as a kid
3. i once got caught by my girlfriend when i was masturbating in her toilet

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Mince Wobley

#59 October 28, 2010, 03:15:22 pm

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DVD's didn't exist when you were a kid unless you're 13, so that's your lie

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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The One

#60 October 28, 2010, 03:37:43 pm

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fuck

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