Juris, I know that #3 is true because you mentioned her before - I'm going to go with #1.
Hahaha, actually #3 was a trick question because it's in the present tense. 3 is the lie, we broke up awhile ago.
Yes, I did go to school in my boxers once, in like...first grade. Halfway through the day I noticed that there was a hole in the crotch area, so I sat at a table through the entire recess and lunch period. Everyone was like "Hey Jonathan why aren't you playing with us?" I just pretended I was pissed and moody. Later that day we were all sitting in a group circle. Here I am, sitting crosslegged but trying to cover up, while the fat guy next to me was like "MISS M! JONATHAN ISN'T PARTICIPATING TODAY! HE SHOULDN'T GET A STICKER!" I was pretty pissed after that, because stickers were the shit back then. But I did literally nothing ALL day. I'm surprised the teacher didn't say anything.
AWKWARD TURTLE MOMENT OVER.
@ed: 2 has to be false, because, you know, physically impossible.
@pulits: you know for the hell of it, I'ma say 2 is false because it seems like the most likely.